by chunksmith April 03, 2011
a night out with the gays, or a night designated as a "gay" night in a drinking establishment or club.
by raeyeofthesun December 27, 2010
That crap you get on your lips when you wake up from a night of sleep, a real fucking pain in the ass.
Person: Good morning, honey!
Wife: What do you have on your lips?
Person: Another situation of night jizz...
Wife: What do you have on your lips?
Person: Another situation of night jizz...
by gohabsgo101 November 03, 2010
People who walk their dogs at night and don't bring bags, so when their dogs crap they don't have to pick it up cause apparently if no one sees it happen, it never happened. So there for it is acceptable.
(Typical Night Walkers)
Melissa: "Hey where are you goin hun? It's like eleven thirty"
Erik: "Oh, I'm just gonna take Ema for a walk."
Melissa: "Now??"
Erik: "Yeah."
Melissa: "Well don't forget to bring bags with you."
Erik: "What! Sorry, can't hear you gotta go love ya."
Melissa: "Hey where are you goin hun? It's like eleven thirty"
Erik: "Oh, I'm just gonna take Ema for a walk."
Melissa: "Now??"
Erik: "Yeah."
Melissa: "Well don't forget to bring bags with you."
Erik: "What! Sorry, can't hear you gotta go love ya."
by Captain Picard17 November 09, 2010
by Asher Thuggerr April 04, 2015
Becka: How was last night?
Alejandro: Horrible! I was night nailed from drinking that whole bottle of vodka at the bbq that afternoon!
Alejandro: Horrible! I was night nailed from drinking that whole bottle of vodka at the bbq that afternoon!
by alejandrhoe December 14, 2009
The night before Valentine's Day where everyone is trying to pick up a date and if you have a heartbeat you can get laid.
Friend: dude, go talk to that chick!
You: She is way out of my league...
Friend: Man it is Desperation Night! Magic is in the air!
You: She is way out of my league...
Friend: Man it is Desperation Night! Magic is in the air!
by J2theB December 30, 2010