Glass Blower

New term beaing use by gamers to replace "N00b" The term was made up by Sony beta testers playing the JakX Combat Racing game.

You're such a Glass Blower.

by Big Naz September 8, 2005

Broken Glass

Cum from a guy that only ejaculates in short spurts and tastes bad

Finally went down on the dude the other night, but he had some broken glass shit going on. Total turn off.

by JimmyShoes2 August 8, 2022

Foggy Glass Eye

When you fart during a 69.

How was your night Aaron? “Horrible, my girl gave me a foggy glass eye.”

by J Kregg October 6, 2020

Wearing two glasses

If you wear two glasses that means you fuck absolutely uncountable of dudes and get absolutely no bitches. It also means that your six eyes can’t even let you see your tiny ass penis

That guy wearing two glasses look like you

by Sumonethatisnice May 29, 2022

The 'Glass Mousepad' Fallacy

An informal fallacy in which you lambast or criticize someone for doing something unhealthy when you yourself do comparably unhealthy habits or actions. Essentially, it is hypocrisy specifically in the form of habit.

"Hey Conner, it's ridiculous how you spend hundreds of dollars on glass mousepads. That is such a waste of money, for shame!"
"How utterly preposterous of you to propose, Anthony; In actuality, you are committing the 'glass mousepad' fallacy. Why is it bad when I have unhealthy spending habits when you spend hundreds of dollars on Touhou merchandise? Why don't you practice what you preach!?"

by jacqueley December 11, 2025

dirty glass

A small amount of alcohol or hot drink in a glass.
or like a quarter full cup of hot drink.

At a bar and you ask the bartender for a dirty glass cup of whiskey.

What would you want sir? Erm, I’d like a dirty glass of whiskey please!

by BlackBond April 28, 2024

serial killer glasses

Those gold framed aviators that can be seen on multiple serial killers including Ed Kemper and Jeffery Dahmer. Serial killers must have seen those glasses and been like yoo we all gotta get a pair.

What is with your serial killer glasses they make you look like you have murdered multiple people

by your casual sadist September 17, 2023