crab behaviour

Interfering with a mate trying to pull someone despite standing no chance yourself

Mate, you cock blocked me with that girl, that's crab behaviour

by DJTJ April 12, 2017

Campion the Crab

Campion the Crab is the mascot of Campion House selected by the senior year each year who leads Campion to victories in the interhouse events and bestows the boys with the kebab recipe come time for Campion Kebabs. Campion has major beef with the boys in More and Ricci house and is always looking to get around the boys in the house.

Campionite: Have you seen Campion the Crab lately?

Campion Brotherin: Yeah he's headed to Interhouse Musical Chairs to get the boys keen.

Campion the Crab: Yeah come on boys get around it.

by viewboy5988 November 25, 2024

Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.

Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends

by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020

Crab legs

Fat middle aged woman with thick skin

She's crab legs

by banana_phone June 22, 2023

Crabbing

When you are earning so much money that your pockets overflow.

You making that bank, dude?

Hell yeah I'm crabbing like motherfucker.

by codieodie April 26, 2017

Smashed Crab Syndrome

Smashed crab syndrome (abbr; SCS) is a disorder associated with the copious consumption of alcohol and or drugs, over a period of time, to the point where the victim exhibits the capability and appearance of a 'smashed crab'. The initial signs of SCS can often be observed from a young age, and although there is limited medical knowledge of the syndrome, scientists have ascertained that SCS is degenerative disease that worsens with age, eventually leaving the sufferer with crippling alcoholism.

"Did you see Michael at the pub last night?"
"Yeah that cunt definitely has Smashed Crab Syndrome. He had to get a ride home in a paddy wagon."

by badcuntofbx January 1, 2014

Crab buffet

When a female with crabs spreads her legs and you proceed to tear at her vagina

Last night I had crab buffet. Friend-nice. Where? Cassies bedroom

by Fjxgoxgidyditxtixtdit January 17, 2021