A very large, devilish looking black women with demon eyes that whips her sons legs into an obilivion
by piffmaster9187 April 17, 2011
Get the jfans mommug. What you call a young grandma.
If you walk into a school with your grandma and everyone thinks it's your mom. Thats a big mom. If people think your grandma is your mom thats a big mom. The biggest mom of them all.
by Mike Mike February 9, 2014
Get the Big mommug. Child of the 90s raising a VSCO girl.
Mom has been rocking birks, scrunchies, oversized tees, and messy buns since they were in the first time. She never stopped. Less sksksksk and more Oh. My. Gah. In her vocab.
She's the world's okayest mom. Don't mess with her kids but don't ask her to volunteer at PTO either.
Mom has been rocking birks, scrunchies, oversized tees, and messy buns since they were in the first time. She never stopped. Less sksksksk and more Oh. My. Gah. In her vocab.
She's the world's okayest mom. Don't mess with her kids but don't ask her to volunteer at PTO either.
by Momdefined September 19, 2019
Get the vsco mommug. Ian's mom is from a popular youtube channel smosh and is often called Ian's mom by everyone including ian
by Anonymous172 December 10, 2013
Get the ian's mommug. High-waisted T-shaped underwear that ladies wear. When a woman bends over, it tends to show out from under her jeans or hipsters.
by KNo14 March 26, 2010
Get the Mom Thongmug. in short.....a soccer mom is some overweight, SUV driving bastard who is often found at your local GameStop or EB games, bitching about Halo 3, saying that it's too fucking violent for her kids. This is also the type of mother who drags her little 'angels' to mcdonalds to buy them a happy meal instead of paddling them and giving them what they deserve.
The're often seen at soccer practice in their gas inefficient SUV that are the size of a Panzerkampfwagen VIII. They are the reason, the ONLY FUCKING reason Kidz Bop(Douche Bop)
is still a successful franchise. Oh and let's not forget the fact that Ms. MarySue is the reason why most car accident's actually tend to happen on the road, and she'll be the one at the voting booth to vote for John McCain, therefore we can see that supports senseless violence and she wants to waste more of her hubby's hard-earned money by buying all kinds of bullshit. Oh and lets not forget about her bratty-ass children, Meg and Dean. Apparently Meg is gonna become a prostitute and Dean is gonna get himself nvolved with MS-13.
The're often seen at soccer practice in their gas inefficient SUV that are the size of a Panzerkampfwagen VIII. They are the reason, the ONLY FUCKING reason Kidz Bop(Douche Bop)
is still a successful franchise. Oh and let's not forget the fact that Ms. MarySue is the reason why most car accident's actually tend to happen on the road, and she'll be the one at the voting booth to vote for John McCain, therefore we can see that supports senseless violence and she wants to waste more of her hubby's hard-earned money by buying all kinds of bullshit. Oh and lets not forget about her bratty-ass children, Meg and Dean. Apparently Meg is gonna become a prostitute and Dean is gonna get himself nvolved with MS-13.
Some dude: *at the movies going to buy a ticket to go see A Perfect Getaway*
Some girl: Oh man, i can't wait to go see this movie.
some dude: me neither babe, me neither.
soccer mom: um, you cant go to that movie, you're not old enough.
some dude: im 18 and she's 17.
soccer mom: why dont you rent tickets to go see Aliens in the Attic.
some dude: omg i hate that fuckibg movie, it's for babies
soccer mom: *covers childrens ears* dont you say that word in front of my sweet little angels!!
some girl: lets make-out.
some dude:*makes out with some girl*
soccer mom: OHMYGOODNESSSTOPTHAT!!! come on kids we're leaving!!!
Some girl: Oh man, i can't wait to go see this movie.
some dude: me neither babe, me neither.
soccer mom: um, you cant go to that movie, you're not old enough.
some dude: im 18 and she's 17.
soccer mom: why dont you rent tickets to go see Aliens in the Attic.
some dude: omg i hate that fuckibg movie, it's for babies
soccer mom: *covers childrens ears* dont you say that word in front of my sweet little angels!!
some girl: lets make-out.
some dude:*makes out with some girl*
soccer mom: OHMYGOODNESSSTOPTHAT!!! come on kids we're leaving!!!
by divinedemigod August 14, 2009
Get the soccer mommug. Hot mom means sexy mom; deduce that to mean mom I'd like to have sex with; regard that statement as Mother I'd Like to Fuck, hence the terminology: MILF.
Joey: Wow, Ross, your ex-wife Carol is one hot mom.
Ross: You're talking about my son's mother.
Joey: Hey, I call 'em as a I see 'em. I'm sure Susan will agree that she's a MILF.
Ross: Shut up!
Ross: You're talking about my son's mother.
Joey: Hey, I call 'em as a I see 'em. I'm sure Susan will agree that she's a MILF.
Ross: Shut up!
by FriendsFan2005 April 5, 2010
Get the hot mommug.