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October 25th

October 25th is mostly known as “the best day ever”. People always expierence the best things on that day.
Bro 1: what day is it?
Bro 2: october 25th, why bro?
Bro 1: it’s the best day ever bro
Bro 2: why bro?
Bro 1: because i’m spending it with you bro
Bro 2: bro
by yeahit’smeAlexnicetomeetyou October 16, 2019
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October 21

tell people their mom gei
omega super cool dude: it’s October 21, ur mom gei
uncool doo doo water weeb: Nani!!?!
by chemically October 19, 2019
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October 16

Guess what?
Today is October 16!
My birthday!!!
by Blorg January 22, 2020
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26 October

National give a girl your sock day
A day where everytime you walk past or meet a girl you have to give them your sock
Person A: "Hey babes"
Girl: "Wheres my sock"
Person B: "yh bro you gotta give her your sock it's 26 October"
by IHaveAFootFetish October 26, 2019
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octomom

From one scumbag, 14.


Where my tax dollars are going.

She's a joker, she's a smoker, she's a midnight toker- and she bought it with your money.
by RighteousFight February 27, 2009
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October 19

a day for forgiveness, second chances, and sexual actions between two people
by barrymcokner October 15, 2019
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October 9

The person who was born on this day gets to kick Jens in the balls.
Jens: Why did u kick me in the balls
Someone: I was born on October 9
by Cool and real guy November 28, 2019
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