Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.

"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."

by Gixzo July 11, 2008

did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck

what u say to someone after they say something completly ridiculus or stupid

Lady- Baby, no more going to the strip clubs. its tearing us apart.

Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?

by micheal watts December 26, 2007

Running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck

To run as if your life depended on it. It's pretty self explanatory.

I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe was running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck.

by Luke Treu September 25, 2006

As Big as a Truck

An individual that isn't just extremely tall, however have the muscle build just as big.

"Dude when I saw him, he was as big as a truck!"

by Tiplertree June 29, 2024

Gorilla Truck

A female with both gorilla and truck-like features. A Gorilla Truck is generally a larger specimen with manish features and a penchant for drunk men.

Did you see that Gorilla Truck Adam hooked up with? He must have been blind!

by S.H.A.G June 21, 2010

Truck cuck

An aggressive and/or rude pickup driver attempting to compensate for their tiny penis energy by manifesting their irrational road rage.

Check out the truck cuck in the right lane trying to use it as a passing lane!

by S017 October 17, 2023

Bucket Truck Loaded

It’s when your truck is loaded with pallets while the forklift driver is blind folded

Hey, this will be a good idea! Let’s do the Bucket Truck loaded thing, tie me up!!

by ForRealguy October 24, 2023