A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.
I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...
by Vinculus April 2, 2009
Get the Mobile Statue mug.The point in a friendship when your perfectly happy and confident being completely naked around each other without fear of rejection. Let your hairy tacos out of their cages twats.
Gabby: um...why are you standing naked in the hallway.
Raeya: Because i love you bitch, wanna take a bath together.
Gabby: Sure, twatt.
Raeya: Pinky-swear you won't fuck me.
Gabby: lol..I'll try not to.
Raeya: Hey, wigga we totally have Nakatory status
Gabby: what's Nakatory status?
Raeya: Look it up twat.
Raeya: Because i love you bitch, wanna take a bath together.
Gabby: Sure, twatt.
Raeya: Pinky-swear you won't fuck me.
Gabby: lol..I'll try not to.
Raeya: Hey, wigga we totally have Nakatory status
Gabby: what's Nakatory status?
Raeya: Look it up twat.
by Kissthegirl May 29, 2013
Get the Nakatory status mug.Setting your Facebook status to inform everyone of a party that may, or may not, be happening. If the party is a fake, it usually involves someone with very strict parents.
Andrew: PARTY AT ADAMS TONIGHT! FREE BOOZE!
Adam: What are you talking about? My parents would kill me!
Andrew: Dude, it's just a Party Status.
Adam: What are you talking about? My parents would kill me!
Andrew: Dude, it's just a Party Status.
by Serios69er July 7, 2010
Get the Party Status mug.An amazing guy whos smart, caring, overstanding, intelligent, wont talk to you he'll just talk to your little dude BUT MOST OF ALL HE WILL ALWAYS TELL U THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO
man 1: hey status you re so kind and caring can you please tell me the status on your potato
status potato: normally i wud but im sorry i cant tell you i can only tell your lil dude
later
his lil dude: what is the status on the potato, status?
status potato: the status is good because i am caring for it and always checkingt he status on the potato.
status potato: normally i wud but im sorry i cant tell you i can only tell your lil dude
later
his lil dude: what is the status on the potato, status?
status potato: the status is good because i am caring for it and always checkingt he status on the potato.
by Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-who July 24, 2021
Get the Status Potato mug.when you’re old enough to not understand things targeted for young audiences, or when you’ve reached an age that is, relative to your friends, old
by maybemiro May 19, 2024
Get the unc status mug.When someone becomes famous and proceeds to become toxic and do horrible things because they think that they're so famous that they can do anything they want
by IzumiWasTaken January 22, 2020
Get the status trip mug.A term to describe a specific CRM related phenomenon; or issue, real or apparent, in certain support-focused occupations, most commonly in the Online Product Development Market, i.e. starting work on a ticket to quickly realize it has just been solved by a colleague, but didn't appear as so because it's *Ticket Status:* wasn't updated to reflect said completion.
"@coworker, you've completed ticket X but you didn't revert its status back to "Sent for development".
"I got really excited by it and quickly posted @Department that I'll handle it."
"When I scrolled to the last update I was saddened that the ticket was already handled like used goods."
"You Status - Cucked me @coworker, how could you."
"I got really excited by it and quickly posted @Department that I'll handle it."
"When I scrolled to the last update I was saddened that the ticket was already handled like used goods."
"You Status - Cucked me @coworker, how could you."
by WorkingWorkerAtOnBreak@Work June 7, 2021
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