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slut muffin

a girl who gets around like an item from tim hortons and is also open 24 hours a day. slut
man Allison, quit being such a slut muffin.
by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005
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Muffin Tit

Where some of the breast is coming out the top of your shirt and bra. It forms a quad boob effect
Muffin tit is also linked to quad boob
by Josie20 June 8, 2009
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Muffined

The after effect of smoking too much marijuana. It is what occurs the next morning or day after you smoke a lot the night before. Symptoms of being muffined include waking up late, feeling really full, waves of being high, lack of attentiveness, and still having odd food cravings. Similar to an alcohol hangover for marijuana only it doesn't suck.
Oh dude, I am so muffined right now. Last night was dope.
by Someguy121212 July 6, 2009
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flangella muffin fever

a disease based on the allergic reaction to muffins. the symptoms include making you attracted to the opposite gender ur currently atrracted to, also you excrete muffins from the flange hole and the corn hole.you also can become addicted to muffins
holy moley ive got chocolate chip muffins comming out of my corn hole.

i scraped blueberries from my flange today

mmmm....muffins with a hint of trout

eating the healthy muffins causes flangella muffin fever
by neal + kev July 18, 2006
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bazinga muffin

an xbox 360 noob, very bad, and thinks they are good but the only way they reached that rank were through a long time of playing.
Yo Bazinga Muffin, get your kills up
Get this bazinga muffin outta here, he's horrible.
by Jolly Lollipop June 14, 2011
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Donkey Muffin

The term used when a guy shoves a muffin inside the woman's vagina, vigorously pounding the muffing, until it is completely broke up. Then a guy comes in with a donkey suit on and continues to eat the muffin out of her vagina until all of the muffin is gone.
Dude, Me and Tony gave that girl a Donkey Muffin!
by TAcTiiCzZz June 14, 2012
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muffin bulge

When a girl (or guy, who knows..) is wearing trouser ( usually jeans) that are soo tight and low that there is a bulge of flesh over the sides. No matter how skinny you are, this can still happen... if they're too tight!
FAT! look at her muffin bulge!
by mmeggie February 1, 2005
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