When you take a handful of toilet paper but only wipe with you pointer and index fingers. This gives the palm something to grip, allowing for sturdiness and precision. This wiping technique feels as if you're scrolling a computer with a mouse. Just don't "click" too hard!
Janice, how are we going through so much toilet paper? We just bought a new pack a week ago...
Tim, relax. We haven't been going through that much..
Cindy, I've tried to get you to tell me the truth. I know you've been in there mousing!
Tim, relax. We haven't been going through that much..
Cindy, I've tried to get you to tell me the truth. I know you've been in there mousing!
by Steve Blends September 4, 2023
Get the Mousingmug. by dreamhater13 April 14, 2021
Get the mickey mouse streammug. A dairy mouse is an individual who consumes an exorbitant amount of dairy products. Including but not limited to copious amounts of cheese, yoghurt and milk.
Well, it looks like we’re going to have to make another trip to the shop. It is apparent that a dairy mouse has been through our pantry, oh boy.
by Yeastmaker2000 July 29, 2024
Get the Dairy Mousemug. 
One who wears a moustache. Whether it be grown or false, knitted or made of felt. A mou-fo is someone who enjoys moustaches in any form and shows that by sporting their own glorious incarnation of one. Whether male or female, young or old, moustaches can be enjoyed by all!
Fake moustached girl: "There sure were a lot of mou-fos on the bus today."
Fake moustached boy: "Its movember, remember?"
Fake moustached boy: "Its movember, remember?"
by DwarvenBarbarianRage April 21, 2010
Get the Mou-fomug. To fail utterly, often as the result of uncertainty as to what to do.
Origin: Tony Kornheiser, The Tony Kornheiser Show (2024)
Origin: Tony Kornheiser, The Tony Kornheiser Show (2024)
Tony tried to find the best way to dispose of the dead rodent but in the end he just flushed the mouse.
Nigel really flushed the mouse when he said “May the Force be with you” was from Star Trek.
Nigel really flushed the mouse when he said “May the Force be with you” was from Star Trek.
by Tryptan Felle May 5, 2024
Get the flushed the mousemug. diu, meaning fuck, lei lou mou, meaning your motherin cantonese, a dialect mainly used in Hong Kong and malaysian chinese. Most of the swearing in china is related to either their mother, or your family bloodline, and comes along with a string of other equally as bad swears.
by chow ah beng December 17, 2020
Get the diu lei lou moumug.