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Good Morning

A phrase you say when someone has woken up, usually only once for the day and the first time you see them.

See it's not that complicated, goddamnit.
Person A: "I just woke up"
Person B: "Why did you say it so unnaturally?"
Person B: "You don't just say you woke up when you do, I can clearly notice that."
Person A: "..."
Person B: "Good Morning."
by subbst June 14, 2024
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Morning Glory

Waking up with a morning wood and going straight to a Glory hoke to receive oral sex
Damon: Hey did you make sure to take advantage of that morning wood you had?
Michael: Yeah I sure did! As soon as I woke up bricked up I ran to the local glory hole and enjoyed a Morning Glory!
by Jack Mihoffman January 5, 2025
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Morning Water

When you wake up and your stomach rumbles and you have diarrhoea that comes out as golden liquid.
"My diet results in morning water everyday"
by Ekker October 19, 2022
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Poets Morning

Australian slang for Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday.
Haven't got much on fuck it, let's call it a Poets Morning.
by Captain Yobbo June 30, 2022
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Morning forager

Someone who forages either in their laundry basket or the fridge/cabinet when late in the morning. Usually, they appear around laundry and shopping days.
Helene realized on the morning of the big meeting that all her good clothes were in the basket, so she morning foraged, and found something un-smelly enough.

"Honey, get up!" a mom shouted. "You have a test today, and it'll take to long if you become a morning forager!"
by Xina Serene December 2, 2011
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A morning Bro

it's a dude who likes coffee and simple explanations of complicated things in life.
Dude, I am a morning bro, just spare me the details.
by TheMorningBro January 8, 2023
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