slicker than a minners dick

Used to describe something very slippery and/or slimy, like a "minnows dick"

Well I'll be damned, that tire's slicker than a minners dick!

by Rag2123 December 2, 2024

show some minerals

Have some balls. Show courage and enact principles.

"I hope, somewhere inside the policing machine, a new generation of coppers is prepared to show some minerals, to shake the tree, to remember why they joined in the first place." Dominic Adler, writer and former detective in the Metropolitan Police, UK

by Jack Jazz 1 January 7, 2025

I’M FUCKING MISERABLE

When your name is oliver munns and you hate your life

Person 1 - “I'm surprised you haven't killed yourself yet

Person 2 - “I’M FUCKING MISERABLE”

by The most special special January 24, 2025

I’M FUCKING MISERABLE

When your name is oliver munns and you hate yourself

Person 1 - “I’m surprised you haven’t killed yourself yet”

Person 2 - “I’M FUCKING MISERABLE

by The most special special January 24, 2025

They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Call Me Mister Smack Your Back

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Call Me Mister Smack Your Back

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

The Dirty Gold Miner

When you find a dirty homeless girl and take her home to clean her up. After she is throughly washed up you begin to get intimate once you have reached climax you yell Eureka!!

Hey see that homeless girl over there she’d be perfect for The Dirty Gold Miner.

by The-Hash-Slinging-Slasher October 22, 2025