A man with a slightly larger penis than Mark Fleming (that's not saying much). Max has a tendency to be suspicious like an imposter from the hit video game Amog Us.
by MC Flanagan September 15, 2022
Get the Max Keogh mug.Point reached after an exhausting amount of text communication that never leads to a higher form of interaction, like speaking on the phone or making plans to meet in person. Often inspired by breadcrumbers. Term for succinctly defining your boundary without having to write annoying long messages pleading your case.
Brad the breadcrumber texts you for the 1 millionth time trying to continue his shenanigans.
Response: “I’m sorry Brad, I’ve reached max-text.”
Brad has no choice but to graduate from his fingerpad.
Response: “I’m sorry Brad, I’ve reached max-text.”
Brad has no choice but to graduate from his fingerpad.
by MoJean December 13, 2019
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Get the Max 2 mug.Could bench 500 pounds as a freshman and was the mvp of the 2021 10-0 wayland freshman team. That's right; undefeated
Wow, that Max Dresens sure is good at football. He's going D1 for sure! It would be a shame if he tore his labrum in his first game as a sophomore.
by FinnGan November 21, 2022
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