Gyatt Machine 

A Gyatt Machine, someone with loads of "gyatt"

Chris: "Whoa Timmy, that's alot of gyatt. You're a gyatt machine"

Timmy: "What the fuck Chris"

Gyatt Machine by earthturd2454 April 4, 2023

fine-tuned machine 

a shit-show, especially one built by Donald Trump.

Hey, did you see how Donald's fine-tuned machine is going to Hell in a hand basket?

fine-tuned machine by Muppinator February 18, 2017

hot tub time machine 

When you fuck a girl while drunk, wake up and whish you hadn't. then next you see her, you get drunk again, and fuck her again. and still wish you hadn't

when we got to chilli's, biegel stayed away from reba, but after four beers he did a hot tub time machine and took her home.

hot tub time machine by cusacker November 13, 2009

Teh Machine 

It controls us all, like the matrix, but it pwns even the machines, you can't escape it, but, must fight it.

Fight Teh Machine

How do you know about Teh Machine?

Teh Machine by F to the MA January 20, 2005

candy machine 

A tampon or pad machine.

Can I get $0.50 from someone?...I need to go to the candy machine.

candy machine by BJGZ November 9, 2006

Faxing a Shit to the Toilet Machine 

Another way of saying hey, I gotta take a dump.

- "Hey John, the meeting starts in 10 minutes!"
- "I know, I'll be in the other room faxing a shit to the toilet machine first."

Faxing a Shit to the Toilet Machine by K20Z3FG2 September 15, 2009

green machine 

the most badass car a person can possibly get in the entire world

hey u see the green machine yesterday?

na man i didnt see bc the crowd was too big already getting a peek

green machine by cumof someyounguy May 29, 2011