Mum

The woman who is always there for you. No matter what you do you can always count on her to save your ass from the shit you get into. She will love you no matter what happens. She always knows whats best for you and is there for you when your scared. She is also the woman who can give you 5 chores that will most probably take 20 minutes each within 3 minutes and expect you to finish them by the time she gets home.

Mum: I want you to wash the dishes, fold the towels, clean your room and make the house spotless by the time I get home or your in trouble.

Daughter: MUM!! THATS NOT FAIR!!!

Mum: I’ll be home in 10 minutes.

Daughter: I’m screwed....

by RVH August 11, 2018

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The meaning mum means a beautiful person that you shouldn't mess with in a bad situation.

Mum:"love you."
Daughter:"love you too." (Sarcastic)
Mum:"ok."
Daughter:"I'm sorry."

by lianacruz August 29, 2019

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The meaning mum means the most beautiful person anyone would love. She can solve any situation that kept you down. She is the most loving, caring and incredible person in the universe. She deserves everything you could give her.

Mum: "I love you."

Daughter: "Yeah right."

Mum's feelings: Upset, hurt and disappointment.

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I shagged ur mum

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A breed of human that are known as ‘likely psychopath’ on the Dutton scale. Known traits include attraction to good grades, revision and academic achievements. Danger level: Extreme
Response: avoid when possible. Do not provoke by refusing to do revision. May suffer terrible consequences if provoked.

Oh no, the mum has escaped!

by Mumologist December 12, 2020

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