Assing the Lobster

The sadomasochistic act of inserting a live lobster into one's anus, prior to anal intercourse.

The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.

This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.

"Karen made me play assing the lobster last night. My cock looks like fucking slinky now."

"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...

"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"

by zoidburg_is_not_a_fan September 18, 2019

Hairy Red Lobster

When a guy whips out his junk as he jumps off a diving board.

Dude, see those chicks over there on the other side of the pool? I'll bet you 20 bucks you won't show em your hairy red lobster.

by Hairy Red Lobster February 12, 2021

Charlotte Bell Looks Odd

Proper Odd sausage

Charlotte Bell is a Proper Odd Sausage

- Charlotte Bell Looks Odd

by Brawlstars_72 September 11, 2021

Fuck a Lobster

To smoke grass, that good good, dank, weed ect..

The act of consuming Marijuana.

Hey! Wanna come over and fuck a lobster?
I'm about to step outside to fuck this lobster, any one want to join?

by Mr.JohnsonsHorse October 2, 2022

FAFA LIL LOBSTA

A phrase used by members of the gang known as CC.

"FAFA LIL LOBSTA 🦞"

by i like carti February 11, 2023

That one looks doog

Good school know that one looks doog.
unilimimal

That one looks doog, random subconcios saying or some shit

by Mineowedwus May 10, 2023

your hair looks fun

This means that they want to pull your hair in a sexual way.

“Damn. Your hair looks fun…”

by Rangafuck June 4, 2023