Lauren Comeaux

A bitch that just minds her business. I mean like literally…she’s a business major.

Lauren Comeaux saw someone get hut by a car and kept walking.

by mspnp January 18, 2022

Lauren

Gimp!

At lassie is such a Lauren X O

by My da sells Avon 😬 December 12, 2017

Lauren

The warmest, nicest, cutest, sexiest, most fun and amazing human being to ever grace this planet. She lights up any room she walks into, and literally everyone that meets her loves her. She names her plants and her stuffed animals, and gives great massages. She loves dogs just as much as you do, and she’s an amazing cuddler. She doesn’t know it, but she’s really the strongest person you know. You’re obsessed enough with her that you write Urban Dictionary definitions of her name when you’re high. You love her to the moon and back. You can’t wait to see her next weekend.

I love you, Lauren

by westcoastboy November 22, 2021

Lauren

Lauren is a stupid clout chaser on Tik Tok and she always wants attention. She tends to try to find hot men, such as: Kyle and Chase. She also yells out false statements in class for attention. Some of which are I have Fake Friends or I am really popular. One definition to sum her up: Shit

WOW Lauren is looking for some clout today.

by ChillShadyPerson November 15, 2019

Lauren (Loo Loo)

Lauren is one of the funnest people to be around, and once she really cares about you, she will be the most kind-hearted person you will ever have as a friend or best friend. Her humor is a bit zaney, but even if so, she's quite the beauty to look upon. She is quite literally the most perfect girl ever.

"Hey, that's Lauren (Loo Loo), right?"
"My girlfriend/perfect wife/best friend? Yeah."
"..Well then, what else is she to you?"
"I also call her my Loo Loo."

by copycat boyfriend December 27, 2021

Lauren

Dumbass bitch ass slut hoe whore tramp bitch.
Gets zero dick
Zero pussy
Knows your address
Wanted in 45 countries
Bitch

Friend A: "Look there's Lauren."
Friend B: "Fuck."

by gravelmuncher753 February 15, 2024

Lauren

Fat slut, dont tell her ab ur love interests cause she'll try and give them head in the school bathrooms. Literal whore and biggest shit talker, but so irrelevant. Built like a chopstick.

'Why did Lauren follow my boyfriend?'
'Cause she's a slut.'
'Oh but she's so flat bro'
'I know, she looks like enderman'

by michaellover6969 December 5, 2023