July 17

The day whores and pussy suckers are born

july 17 is basically what i said in the definition

by rrrapisilokisimi November 18, 2021

Christmas in July

When a waiter who has a dandruff problem (face or hair), stands over a customers plate and sprinkles flakes onto their main course.

That customer is being a dick!!! Kasey Christmas in July on this moterfucker! Bone apatite!!

by Bert-Oh April 16, 2007

July 7

A day where a girl has sex with any guy that ask

Guy 1: hey girl can I have sex with you
Its July 7th
Girl 1: fine

by Jimmy5 October 19, 2019

Julie

A chubby girl that plays PUBG

Is that a Julie

by Tommy’s butt June 09, 2018

July 2

The day where all assholes were born

Dylan was born an asshole on July 2, he might have been conceived analy

by Double Dutch rudder October 20, 2019

july 12

international hopekook day. the day to celebrate how jungkook and hoseok from the band bts love each other and are soulmates🥺

maniac michael: “bro it’s july 12 tomorrow”
shabby sheldon: “BRO IT’S HOPEKOOK DAY TOMORROW”
maniac michael: “OH FUCK YEAH!”
shabby sheldon: “let’s pray for a hopekook selca”
maniac michael: “YEAH MAN”

by u wanna go October 30, 2019

July 8

Another day of the year for National Slap An Ass Day.

It's July 8, you know that that means Jeremy!

by Godly Bum October 30, 2020