John McCain

Old. Very, very old.

Man, I can't believe we built this time machine and got it working! These dinosaurs are amazing! Look, it's a T Rex! And there's a velosoraptor! And there's a... oh, it's just John McCain.

by Pickled Pineapple July 6, 2008

the john cena

when youre getting a blow job, you blow your load in the bitches eyes and yell "you can't see me!"

josh cube: yo bro, i gave that bitch a wicked the john cena
chavo guerrero: yea, but she was total emobese.. and four

by Shit-face June 29, 2008

John Green

(Noun) A John Green is a man who is of average looks and lifestyle. However, John Greens still manage to woo the most intelligent and beautiful women with their peculiar adjectives, understanding of psychology, and various cardigans.

Could also refer to a male protagonist from one of his books.

The boy sitting on the bench writing in his moleskin is a real John Green.

by CommonDyslexic May 23, 2014

john-eriked

This is when you are so busy using twitter on the mobile device of your choice that you are unaware of your settings. Usually happens in urban settings and involves a cell phone, twitter and a moving vehicle. Names after an early twitter adapter.

Fred just got john-eriked by that rickshaw while walking the streets of Tokyo.

by David J. Neff May 16, 2008

John Ryan

A unique Name for Sweet But Psycho Man

John ryan is known from what is the meaning of her name

by Kuddo Stun May 26, 2019

John Mulaney

God

Person 1: whats your religion?
Person 2: John Mulaney

by Sarcastic-comedian April 11, 2021

John Daly

The alcoholic version of an Arnold Palmer, a 1/2 ice tea 1/2 lemonade drink. The John Daly is the same, with your favorite vodka poured heavy. Named after the often challenged, alcohol-loving pro golfer.

There's the waitress. What do you want to drink, an Arnold Palmer?

Nope- it's Friday, and we can leave work early- if we even go back . Let's have a John Daly or two and see if we can cop a buzz...

by amwiner22 September 5, 2009