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Jason

If You Are My Hubby Jason Cullum This is for you Because all you've done for me So I Want To share that With The World ^^/ LOVE You ! , Jason Is Very Funny,Kind,Handson, Shy, Sexy , Caring,Hates PUNS -.- I'm Very PunAmal >: HEH HEH ..... Even Though I suck at Math You Helped Me with Math Back in High School Back When You asked Me To Marry You , I Hide something from you .... I Bought Three Breakfast Bureroes And I Bought Them with You're Credit Card Sorry Love you thought , Jason Likes to Have sex Time to time But still He is the Best ^.^^ALSO JASON IF YOU'ŕe READING This .... I'M PREGNANT !! LOVE YOU !!!! TO THE MOON AND BACK
Girl1: Wow RYLIE GOT MAn Better Be a Jason

Girl2: Mabey???
by Little Family July 15, 2022
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Jason

Jason is an absolute wanker, he thinks he's the best guy in the world but we really hate him. He's a cunt with too much dandruff in his hair, and really needs to shut the fuck up and leave Toby alone :)
He eats pussy like a God but God doesn't eat pussy because he's not married and sex before marriage is a sin.
Girl 1: Wow that Jason guy, he's really shit at eating pussy.
Girl 2: I know, stay away from him.
He's a registered sex offender that Jason!
by jasonisreallycool January 13, 2020
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Jason

"Luke at jason that lil boi craka, he def lackin a chrome a zone on the low, he jus a lil boi with a lil toy type snazz"
by Pupjackie April 20, 2023
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jason

a name for a sexy, hunky, and loving man. he is a great husband and should be your knight in shining armour.
"oh my god you're so hot.. is your name jason by any chance?"
by cosflames February 9, 2022
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Pullin a Jason

When ur trash at sum10 u do but still do it any like sports or video games bcuz it’s “ fun” to lose
by Gm a sum I’m September 12, 2020
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Jason

This guy is a real piece of shit. Just a total fucko.
Who invited Jason? I heard he's a real fucko.
by anonymous January 24, 2025
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