by Bruv111222453 November 30, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. An organization set up by a country's government with the intent of turning the snotty-nosed little brats of today into the ever reliable tax payers of tomorrow.
by Duffman001 July 26, 2017
Get the schoolmug. by Tharealdeff136 January 7, 2015
Get the Schoolmug. "Man down Man down!"
*gunshots*
"Help I don't wanna die in a school!"
"Every man for themselves"
*more gunshots*
*gunshots*
"Help I don't wanna die in a school!"
"Every man for themselves"
*more gunshots*
by @therealoglilbag June 6, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. by Doyouhavetheballstodoitfortheb August 22, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. the devils lair
you get up early in the morning just to go to a stuffy building with no windows and have stupid bullshit ranted to you all day to result in nothing but boredness, but oh wait, that bullshit you have to somehow memorize like your fucking einstein or something, and then you have to use that bullshit on a test, which if you fail, oh sucks for you your life is ruined and no retest! you have to pretend to be nice to all the bitches that are around you because if your mean then whoops they call your parents. as if all this shit isn't enough you gotta take home homework, which if you don't do you fail the fucking subject, as the teachers are total hypocrites and say shit thats supposed to be inspirational like oh don't worry theres no such thing as failing but then you get a fucking f on your essay and boo hoo your life is over.
so thanks teachers we now know that there actually is such thing as hell.
you get up early in the morning just to go to a stuffy building with no windows and have stupid bullshit ranted to you all day to result in nothing but boredness, but oh wait, that bullshit you have to somehow memorize like your fucking einstein or something, and then you have to use that bullshit on a test, which if you fail, oh sucks for you your life is ruined and no retest! you have to pretend to be nice to all the bitches that are around you because if your mean then whoops they call your parents. as if all this shit isn't enough you gotta take home homework, which if you don't do you fail the fucking subject, as the teachers are total hypocrites and say shit thats supposed to be inspirational like oh don't worry theres no such thing as failing but then you get a fucking f on your essay and boo hoo your life is over.
so thanks teachers we now know that there actually is such thing as hell.
by koolkiddyfucklife June 3, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. School is a another word used to describe hell. This "hell" has five stages. The first stage is known as homeroom, In this stage you are forced to acknowledge your existence in the hell. You are very commonly put with other people in this stage. The 2nd stage is called "period 1" This sage is randomized between over 5 different mental torture methods the most common Torture method to be put on this level is called math. The 3rd stage is called "period 2" this level is also randomized each day. The 4th stage is called "period 3" this one is also randomized, the most common is P.E AKA physical education. And Finally the last stage, period 4 this stage is considered one of the less painful stage because its the closest to being released form the hell. This stage is also randomized each day.
by Thefatshamer12 May 23, 2021
Get the SCHOOLmug.