your mom

Answer to everything.

Dude: What time is it?
Dude#2: Your MOM!

by yo mada🍆💦 April 21, 2018

your mom

your mom is the thing you came out of and is the thing your freind is fucking

hello i am doing your mom

by braampie October 11, 2022

Your Mom

The answer to anything someone asks you; the best comeback

Them: How are you?

You: Your mom

Them: ;-;

by Your_Motherdvnsdjhvpoeadjcof January 22, 2022

your mom

The greatest insult known to man

The elephants at the zoo were huge. But not as huge as your mom.

by Ben Dover #1 October 17, 2022

I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're in an awkward situation, say this to make the other person feel uncomfortable instead.

Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: ?
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...

by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022

Your mom

Term used when telling a joke if your sensitive your probably gonna be a by about it

Person 1: what are you doing

Person 2: your mom

by By your mom <3 December 5, 2021

your mom

the lady i fucked last night

“oh yah your mom she know how to do it right”

by yourmomthebomb.com June 15, 2019