Built like a tank

"Your boy just got a new phone."
"What kind?"
"Built like a tank."
by BiggieBagelz November 06, 2023
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Nazi Tank

Space Karen Elon Musk is crazy in love with his new Nazi Tank, also known as the Cybertruck, which is a piece of shit on 3 wheels (the fourth fell off). riddled with bugs and deficiencies and ugly as dogshit, Apartheid Clyde's Nazi Tank—when not crashing into parked cars and medians—have accelerators that break and panels literally falling off.
by Uncle Joosie April 15, 2024
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Schatz Tanks

When ones dog has a dripping butt hole, and you need to constantly let it out because of the smell in your house.
OMG dog, your SCHATZ TANKS !!!
by Klochis January 07, 2016
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Irish tank

Go and get the Irish tank!
Farmer soldier: YES SIR!
by MoonLemon January 26, 2022
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Tank top Al

Tank Top Al is a gamer. He will excrete noises such as loud screaming. He is a man among boys, the only true chad you'll ever meet. He wears only a singlet and running shorts and boy does he rock it. His muscles are incomparable. To date a Tank Top Al is to date a hurricane of testosterone. He may be gay but he doesn't care. Speaking from experience.
"Tank Top Al is such a chad."
"I know, right?"
"Mmmm muscles"
by March 11, 2022
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4d tank

When you masturbate to anal porn after taking a turd. Realism is everything! Get the real 4d experience.
My friend Luke said that if your Mrs won't do anal try having a 4d tank!
by The sausage October 16, 2019
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