June 17

Kiss on the cheek day -
:)

*kisses friend on the cheek*

Friend-‘why did you do that’
Me-‘because it’s the June 17 man’

Friend-‘oh ye’ :)

by Spr3adth3l0v3 November 6, 2019

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June 10th

This is hit your ex friend Drew like he’s a coon and you’re going coon kicking day!

Oh shit it’s June 10th we better go hit Drew today and just pretend we ran over one huge ass coon!

by Jump off a bridge May 4, 2020

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June 22nd

National Kali gets her pussy licked day

Cameron: "Kali, it's June 22nd... come here."
Kali: "Is this a dream, either way these panties are coming off!"

by Shnurpyplurpy October 29, 2019

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June 26

People born on June 26 are such bad bitches they make November 23 seem like pussies.

"I'm born on June 26."

"Damn" - November 23

by Eric Cartman 6969 October 25, 2020

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13 June

National cum day
Today marks the day of the cum revolution. Founded by Rae and Kealie (13/06/22)

Person A: “Hey dude! it’s 13 June! happy cum day”
Person B: “You two bro! wanna fuck later?”

by KGDGKXTJTSUFJRSRDU June 12, 2022

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June 30th, the day every straight, homophobic, or normal person has been waiting for, the last day of pride month! Burn any pride flag in sight and kiss every gay person you walk by, even if they say they aren't gay! 🤟

*walks by someone*
Oh my gosh, you're gay! Let's kiss
*makes out aggressively*
Oh you have the pride flag hanging out your bag, luckily I brought a lighter!

*burns it into ashes*
Happy last day of pride Month!

June 30th, a day no person will ever forget, well, normal person 🤝

by theduckwiththicleyebrows June 30, 2022

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