i am not that guy

what you say when you are not that guy

Ned: omgosh your the spooderman from youtube1!!!!!1!!
Peter: i am not that guy

by TastyBreadToast June 1, 2024

i am joe goldberg

auto response the average 13 year old boy comments on a joe goldberg edit to make them seem cool. its more unique then the typical “im batman/spiderman”

“i am joe goldberg”

no sebastian get out of your room your family is worried about you.

by jealoussgirlzs March 17, 2024

i am amazing (02/11/2025).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: i am amazing (02/11/2025).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 11, 2025

i am a fard

Amogus I am fard

I am a fard was established way back in time before the bats were eaten with wings and chickens

by Person 18 December 7, 2022

I am gonna Jet

I am going to leave, I am going to go. Also I gota Jet, aka I got to go.

I am gonna Jet bro. I am gonna jet over there in a quick min.

by JonathanLee February 19, 2025

this guy, am i right

A fourth wall break that people use in response to stories or events that occurred.

Guy 1: so I decided to take a crap standing up today, but it didn't turn out well.
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?

by MmnmmMm June 28, 2020

I wonder if I am being spyed on

I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.

If you live

in the totalatarian district

of China

then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.

However if you live in the United

States of America,

there is a high chance that you are not

being spyed on

Someone: I wonder if I am being spyed on

Me: Well, I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.

If you live

in the totalatarian district

of China

then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.

However if you live in the United

States of America,

there is a high chance that you are not

being spyed on

by i wonder if March 13, 2021