Hooteresque

Someone who appears, or is most likely someone who works at Hooters.

That woman over there probably works at Hooters. She's very Hooteresque.

by jimantha34523 June 25, 2012

Hooker Foot

1) When the act of walking has damaged one's socks in such a way that it appears one is wearing fishnet stockings

2) One's foot/feet are injured from uncomfortable/inappropriate footwear

3) One who leases their feet out for monetary gain

1) That walk murdered my feet, my socks are shredded, I have hooker foot

2) I have hooker foot from those new heels

3) He got a hooker foot for a discount rate to celebrate

by zomgmysocks June 12, 2013

hooker champagne

Hooker champagne is a drink from the lovely state of Massachusetts. In which a hooker drinks strawberry soda. Or raspberry ginger ale.

Stop and shop has hooker champagne for 2 for five dollars!

by mmcclluurree.jj December 4, 2013

hoodery

having the characteristics of or relating to hood origins; hood-like

There is much hoodery from where I come from.

by yonosequemillamo December 10, 2013

Hooker Herder

refers to anyone who pimps or otherwise commands multiple woman to go various places.

verb Jim HookerHerded his girl to make 4 sandwiches today.

noun I was with george yesterday and by the way he kept callin girls and getting me to do things i am deffintly classifying him as Hooker Herder.

by Zak Fetzner March 4, 2014

hooker buffet

The room service tables with leftover food that are put out in the hotel hallway after a guest finishes his/her breakfast.

It was a real hooker buffet on the 10th floor this morning. The choices were endless!

by Samir the 54 March 17, 2014

Hookering

The be a hooker. The oldest profession.

I'm sure hookering is the oldest profession in the world. Said Meeleta to ducky and river.

by Thesquattingduck July 9, 2014