Monkey House

After anal fisting, the man or woman pulls out their hand and flings poo at their partner, mimicking the animals at the Monkey House at the Zoo.

After a rousing bout of ass-fisting, he pulled his hand out and Monkey Housed her.

by Cincy Chili Dog June 10, 2008

Clown House

A house crammed full of Illegal Aliens. Usually they will be in a nice neighborhood so all their oil-leaking cars, and dirty laundry hanging on the bushes and old bicycles will stick out like a sore thumb. People will be living in every nook and cranny. Closets will be turned into bunk beds for the kids, dudes will be sleeping in the garage, families of eight all inside a 10x10 room. Major fire hazard, and a huge drag on property values.

There are thirty people living inside the clown house across the street from me. I'm calling Code Enforcement.

by No Amnesty June 12, 2007

brick shit house

A huge motherfucker with gigantic muscles that could fuck up anyone that doesn't take steroids and go to the gym 6 days a week.

Look at Alfalfa, he is one huge motherfucking brick shit house.

by FrameMan February 24, 2009

confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.

-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...

by maks July 23, 2004

house warming activist

A person that eagerly tries to get the ball rolling on your house warming party. House warming activists are very tenacious and often ask you 'when is your house warming party?' every day.

Duder 1: "Dude you moved in like 2 days ago! He's already asking you about that?"

Duder 2: "Yea dude I see him every day at lunch and the first thing he says is 'When's your house warming?'."

Duder 1: "Damn son! You got yourself a house warming activist right there."

by westfalia March 5, 2010

zoo house

A place to purchase, and smoke, crack cocaine. The drug users that live there are called the animals of the zoo house. They live like animals, where they relive themselves in the same place they sleep. The zoo house is unclean, unsafe, and maybe be hazardous to your health. The zoo house is is run by the zoo keeper.

Stay away from the zoo house, or you will become one of the animals. Your life will be over, as you know it, if you vist the zoo house.

by Pental February 5, 2008

nut house

the place for the crazy people. an asylum.

joe shmo was so loony, they put him in the nut house, where he made some new loony friends.

by whenpiggysflyson January 19, 2009