Have you seen Twilight?

the newest pick-up line or conversation starter

(awkward silence)
"So, have you seen Twilight?"
"Yeah! I love that movie!"

"Hey baby, have you seen Twilight?"
"Yeah, you wanna be my Edward Cullen?"

by Anna Graham October 5, 2009

gieco we have the meat

it means gieco will save u 15% or more off on meat insurance

i should use gieco we have the meat

by dogwaterkid March 25, 2021

let's have a toast for the flowers

When you find your partner with another person on your anniversary, simply you find them cheating on you.

He walks into the house with random flowers to see his wife with his best friend, rather than lose control he goes to a bar.

""Let's have a toast for the flowers" he lifts his glass to the flowers in pity.

by Khalisse August 2, 2017

guys a have a real problem

i accidentally stapled my foreskin to my left testicle theres blood everywhere oh god oh fuck

guys a have a real problem please help

by powerful guy May 4, 2019

you have the homo sex

it mean u gay lol

some guy: lol you're bad
you: stfu you have the homo sex

by u have the gay November 8, 2018

How the turntables have turned

“How the turn tables have turned” is the correct version of the widely known “how the tables have turned” saying. How are the tables going to turn if they cannot do so? The only logical conclusion to this oxymoron is that we are dealing with a turn table not a normal square or round table, no a table that’s meant to be turned a “turn table”. Please do the English language a favor and correct anybody using the incorrect and frankly racist alternative that’s so popular with gen Z

Well well well…. How the turntables have turned.

Son the turntables have turned you can still save your father

Uncle Jim the turntables have turned instead of you diddlin ME I’m gonna be diddlin YOU

Really the uses for this beautiful saying are endless: Ta Ta retards

by FeatherinThemJeans October 12, 2021

I'm Never Having a Daughter

The phrase typically said by boys/men who have deep-rooted fears of never being able to properly parent a child, much less a child of the opposite gender due to insecurities with their upbringing.

These boys/men generally shrivel at the phenomenon of women expressing their level of comfort with their sexuality. They can often be found listening to hard rap and complaining to their squad about their difficulties finding a sexual partner.

Jake: "Bro, you see these hoes? I'm never having a daughter."
Connor: "Oh, so you have mommy issues?"

by flinnyfloo February 24, 2020