The Grassy Knoll Speedrun

When you become president and do a speedrun of fixing as many problems as you can before you get assassinated by the CIA.

Jessie Ventura totally would've nailed The Grassy Knoll Speedrun.

by TheGatorAndTheCat March 16, 2022

glass closet

Where homosexuals live when they think nobody can tell they're gay, but everybody really knows.

"You're totally in a glass closet. Everybody can see you're in there, why don't you just come out?"

by scootz November 29, 2005

Gasserole

Find a large rectangular casserole dish. Layer two inches of Ranch Style beans with chopped onion combined with a jar of minced garlic and a dozen chopped hard boiled eggs. Puree a pound of boiled brussel sprouts with heavy cream and spread over the beans. Brown a pound of spicy breakfast sausage and layer over the puree. Prepare one box of Stove Top cornbread stuffing and layer on top. Garnish with anything that looks creative and causes gas.
If people are reluctant to try the Gasserole, you may puree the dish in a blender and serve in one of those cool looking sombrero hat style chip and dip plates. Guaranteed to liven things up in the office.

We were supposed to have another boring pot luck dinner at work so I made a Gasserole to inflate the fun factor.

by Bugsy McDingle December 7, 2012

Ghassane

A wonderful boyfriend, buys you headphones and fero. Gives the best hugs even tho he's surrounded by boys and is very faithful to jesus, he can always make time to laugh at my jokes i mean your jokes. Plays chess and that's hot.

Gurl: look at his mole!
Gurl2: ayy that's a Ghassane!

by Moulatatay April 17, 2021

Cocaine glasses

Cocaine glasses are mirrored sunglasses with zero or near zero tint. Most often they come in aviator frames, though there are many variations.

Paris Hilton sort of popularized those cocaine glasses back in 03.

by Medicated Shaman December 6, 2016

Clinking of Glasses

To toast, cheers, or touch glasses of any type of alcohol together with your drinking partner(s) in the spirit of goodwill, health, luck, or congratulations.

In many cultures, it's considered to be good luck to make eye contact when doing so (and bad luck not to).

Some people also follow a tradition of tapping the bar with the glass after clicking glasses (and before drinking) to express fondness for the business/bar and the people who work there.

A few examples of what's said during the clinking of glasses; each culture/group has their own:

- Cheers!
- Salud!
- Tchin Tchin!
- Slainte
- May the best of your yesterdays be the worst of your tomorrows.
- Sweethearts and wives (may they never meet)

by equivokate April 5, 2012

Purple Grasshopper

A sexual position recognized as when the partner is painted a violet or purple hue whilst in the supine position. The partner then proceeds to bend their legs, as the grasshopper do. The penetrating partner then places a kazoo in their oral cavity and proceeds to play exactly 8 and 3/4 measures of Flight of the Bumblebee during the act of coitus.

After the Tchaikovsky concerto, Marqueese Purple Grasshoppered the SHIT out of me. *Chirp, Chirp*

by thefalconose December 27, 2016