Pablo: Do you know why crime is never solved in the south? There are no dental records and everyone shares DNA!
Henry: That makes funny sense!!!
Henry: That makes funny sense!!!
by HenPerro July 4, 2022

kit and jaye are the funniest people alive
like seriously
comedians look up to them like
they’re so funny
they’re so poggers
like seriously
comedians look up to them like
they’re so funny
they’re so poggers
by cornerdrugstore November 7, 2020

Hym "It's funny, between 50-70% of the food I make every night is thrown away and wasted out the subsequent day. I spend between 4 and 6 hours every night creating garbage. Yet they want me to work faster. Frost the garbage we're going to throw away faster so the fat bald gas station lifer who is (in his own words) 'is going to be stuck there forever' can work less hard. He knows who I am. He's likely going to read this. But that's what this is really about, I think. The 'normals' who claim to be happy with their lives (but would take a better one if they could and can't) actively want people to have to share their fate. The 'specials' who have escaped the fate of the 'normals' are desperate to remain where they are because it means they can allow their kids to circumvent the process by which one becomes a 'special.' I had a guy say once 'I don't have to be here's but he was likely mocking me and the harsh reality is that HE DOES and I DON'T. And the ability to keep me imprisoned here and a warm wet pussy juxtaposed to a dry dick are the only solace he has."
by Hym Iam August 9, 2024

kaiter and beverlianuh
by bluewaffler October 9, 2023
