five finger discount

"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."
by Skeddles February 05, 2008
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Five Nights At Freddy's

A game that is taken too seriously by 5-13 year old kids. This game has became famous ever since Markiplier and Pewdiepie made videos about this horror game. This game has became over rated ever since 5-13 year old Minecraft fans has discovered it. This game has given children such a stupid idea... Or maybe two... These ideas are Animatronic porn and horribly made Fan games, such as Five Nights at My Little Pony's or whatever it was called.

This game is actually a famous horror series with 3 installments to the series. Way too many kids take this game too seriously. End of story.
Minecraft Kid: I only play Minecraft :3
FNaF Kid: MINECRAP IS SO STUPID I RECOMMENDS SOME FNEF UR Five Nights At Freddy's
Minecraft Kid after FNaF: OMG FNAF IS DA BEST GAIM EVAARR!!!! DSFVNKDFKLB NDX<>vnxcvb,njsdkjbvgfxcvhj
by skoooping May 29, 2015
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Ford Five Hundred

The Ford Five Hundred (code name D258) is the succeedor of the Ford Tarus. Currently the only engine option avalible is the 3.0 L Duratec V6 engine that provides 203hp@5,750 rpm. Though somewhat dull on exterior styling in excells in saftey, cargo space, handling, and value.
With m new ford five Hundred I can fit at least 3 bodies in the trunk.
by yomanwill September 16, 2006
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Russian High-Five

A "Russian High-Five" is when someone brutally elbows you in the face. Generally speaking, Russian High-Fives (also known as "Russian Fives") either break several teeth in the mouth or the nose of the receiver, and it is therefore not advisable to greet anyone you actually care about in such a manner.
John: "Ivan, let me introduce you to my girlfriend next week!"

Ivan: "Do you want me to give her a Russian High-Five?"

John: "No! No Russian Fives this time, please!"
by UnearthlyEnemy October 11, 2012
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Five star moment

An event where a person or group is publicly advised of their shortcomings. Often in an abrupt and humiliating manner.

Late 20th century coinage pertaining to a band from the UK named Five Star and a phone-in interview on a popular UK childrens television show in the late 1980s.
On national TV:
Sarah Greene: OK Eliot, what's your question:
Caller: I would just like to ask Five Star WHY THEY'RE SO FUCKING CRAP, FUCKING... <cuts out>.

That is a Five Star moment, they never really recovered from that. If you find the youtube clip, watch for the girl in black sat immediately to the right of them trying not to piss herself -TV gold!
by ?uestion July 01, 2011
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HMP Five Wells

An extremely large prison in Wellingborough, which happens to be one of the most expansive, as well as controversial and mysterious prisons in history, surrounded by scepticism alongside conspiracy theories, such as the prison being run by the Illuminati, used as a stronghold and base of operations, which is also used to either hold those they deem as threats, or individuals of high importance. Other theories suggest that the prison is purely a incarceration device, for those who are unvaccinated.
Reece: Fam, have you seen the size of HMP Five Wells?

Keeton: Yeah bro, as long as the feds don’t find out about the Hemmingwell operations I won’t end up there…
Reece: I’ve heard it’s actually an Illuminati base if operations though fam?
Keeton: shh fam, no one’s meant to know.
by johnnybrasco January 08, 2022
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Five dollar fogger

Tina: Yo can I get a five dollar fogger?
Crystal: You broke ass bitch
Tina: Come on let me hit your pipe one time, all I got is five on me.
Crystal: Give the five and you better not nigger lip or burn my shit bitch.
by Leroy Jenkins bungeese December 12, 2022
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