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flock of birds

Flipping someone off with both of your hands at once and waving hands and middle fingers while doing it. Used when just one finger isn't enough. originated from the term flipping the bird
That guy cut me off in traffic without using his signal so I showed him a flock of birds-one middle finger just wasn't enough.
by cf is a boss July 24, 2011
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Florida Cracker

A white NATIVE BORN Floridian, usually with pre-civil war Floridian ancestry. Sometimes used in a derogatory manner by colored people. However, the true Cracker is not offended- he takes pride in who he is and where he came from.

Some characteristics of the Florida Cracker:
1. Knows how to fish by instinct- was in to bass fishing before Bass Pro Shop existed.
2. Prefers to swim in a lake or creek, not a pool.
3. Knows what swamp cabbage is and how to cook it.
4. Takes his hat off whenever DIXIE or any Lynyrd Skynyrd song is played.
5. Liked NASCAR better when it wasn't on TV. (MRN)
6. Knows that cane syrup is what you eat on biscuits. Gravy is what you eat with squirrel and rice.
7. Doesn't mistake a gopher for a turtle.
8. Knows that Fla. women are the best there is.
9. Says the blessing before eating.
10. Knows how to get to Hog Valley, Yankeetown, Scrambletown, and Yeehaw Junction.
The Florida Cracker has become an endangered species, mostly because of all the golf-playing, non-driving, constant-bitching ASSHOLE yankee retirees that move to Fla.
by The Last Rebel September 3, 2008
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Florida

Florida: The state for the newly-wed and the nearly-dead.
by haywood September 8, 2004
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mother flower

Mother flower is a term that is used to filter out the profanity of the word mother fucker or motha fucka
The mother flower jacked all my goods.
by Sally Wally November 10, 2008
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West Florence High School

West Florence High School - Sure the traffic getting to and from West Florence sucks, but who wouldn't want to go to a school that was ranked #1 in the country for drug use ;)? Run by a drunk, it is a place of top notch learning. If one is thinking about going to West, One should rethink it. It is overcrowded and students have to shit in the outdoor "bathrooms." As a freshman students have all classes outside. On the otherhand the school is across the street from a Walmart ... so ... um, yea ... some good deals there.

West even has Advanced Placement classes such as: Fecal Studies, Dave Chappelle-onomics, and Intro. to Ditch Digging. West does very well in sports (sometimes); the track and X-country teams run like oiled gazelles. The WF tennis team hits harder than Chris Brown and the Golf team screams so loud the birds rattle out of their trees.
Student 1 "Dude, I'm so ready to not be going to West Florence High School anymore!"
Student 2 "Yea, it pretty much sucks here, BYAH!"
by MÅDK!D August 27, 2009
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flobbadobba

Verb. To aggressively subject the victim to a sustained jiggling of one's breasts about the victim's face.
"He was really annoying me with his suggestive comments, so I flobbadobbaed him there and then. That shut him up."
by Ricardo B January 30, 2008
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Floresca

Watch your step, don't walk on the floresca
by Michael Wade March 24, 2008
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