five finger discount

The ability to shoplift.

"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."

by Skeddles February 5, 2008

Five Nights At Freddy's

A game that is taken too seriously by 5-13 year old kids. This game has became famous ever since Markiplier and Pewdiepie made videos about this horror game. This game has became over rated ever since 5-13 year old Minecraft fans has discovered it. This game has given children such a stupid idea... Or maybe two... These ideas are Animatronic porn and horribly made Fan games, such as Five Nights at My Little Pony's or whatever it was called.

This game is actually a famous horror series with 3 installments to the series. Way too many kids take this game too seriously. End of story.

Minecraft Kid: I only play Minecraft :3
FNaF Kid: MINECRAP IS SO STUPID I RECOMMENDS SOME FNEF UR Five Nights At Freddy's
Minecraft Kid after FNaF: OMG FNAF IS DA BEST GAIM EVAARR!!!! DSFVNKDFKLB NDX<>vnxcvb,njsdkjbvgfxcvhj

by skoooping June 1, 2015

Ford Five Hundred

The Ford Five Hundred (code name D258) is the succeedor of the Ford Tarus. Currently the only engine option avalible is the 3.0 L Duratec V6 engine that provides 203hp@5,750 rpm. Though somewhat dull on exterior styling in excells in saftey, cargo space, handling, and value.

With m new ford five Hundred I can fit at least 3 bodies in the trunk.

by yomanwill September 17, 2006

Ol' Five-Wheels

The chronically lonely man. Ol' Five-Wheels is the name given to anybody that goes out regularly with one or more couples and no partner of his/her own, always forced to sit in awkwardness as the couples get all lovey-dovey over each other and act as if s/he doesn't exist. Who knows why s/he does it- perhaps they continually hope that one day, somebody will take notice, or perhaps they have no other friends. Whatever the reason, the name is theirs, and evermore shall be (until they get a partner of their own and do the same thing to somebody else).

Yesterday I went out with Jim and Sarah, and Toby and Kate. I felt like such an Ol' Five-Wheels.

by Lexodus August 4, 2010

civil high five

Have breakup sex to end the relationship on a good note

Lets just have a civil high five and be done with it

by Irunredlights January 22, 2016

loud high five

Performing a marijuana transaction by double high fiving with money in one hand and receiving marijuana in another.

Lee: "You got the stuff?"
Preston: "Don't be weird about it, just give me a loud high five..."

by loudhighfive August 1, 2017

Five-Tool Player

The act of taking a penis in each hand, one in the mouth, one in the vagina, and one in the anus all at the same time with the intention of pleasing them all simultaneously.

Your Mom pleasured the entire starting lineup of the Golden State Warriors last night by taking the center in her mouth, the power forward in her vagina, the point guard in her anus, and each of the two shooting guards in her hands. She is a total five-tool player!

by McLovin1969 November 7, 2019