salad fingers

a weird disturbed man that likes rust and spoons. Created by david firth, a cartoonist that does LSD. Weird fellow=weird cartoons.

I must find the perfect spoon.

by enter September 4, 2005

have fingers in many pies

To be involved in multiple businesses.

When I grow up, I want to have fingers in many pies. Rich people often have fingers in many pies.

by Achmed Akbar June 12, 2016

mr. fingers

a man who can't keep his hands in his pockets; a man whos hands wonder upon a womans roast beef; 10 penises on your hands instead of fingers; one who caresses the labia furiously; the man who posseses the key to open the meat curtains; excited stripper hands

Mr. Fingers ferociously swabbed her ass getting it primed for Ears Deep. Mr. Fingers strikes again!

by arabfromahab August 6, 2006

Figger

From a WEstern Maryland town origin;Fake wigger. White hick who tries to act black but is to hopeless to be a wigger. Very common in this area.

The white dude with the buck teeth was wearing his pants so low it was obvious he was a figger.

by Jaura Wipsitz March 31, 2005

Figger

A Faggot Who Tries To Be Gangster

OMG Look It's A Figger There A Rare Species

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008

figger

A gay black person. Also known as the janitor at the YMCA.

Don't let figgers near BBQ or else they might try and toss your salad.

by Robbie June 4, 2004

smelly fingers

when your fingering a girl and she pisses on your fingers.

"yo this cunt last night gave me the worst smelly fingers"

by mr. fetus December 19, 2008