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female mustard

big titty mustard bottle that people get their dicks stuck in
by anonymous August 10, 2024
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Female Gemini

Turning from sweet to back-stabbing in an instant, The female Gemini is an air sign playing the role of the sweet and sour within the zodiacs.

//Family Life//
Average Lovers: Leo
Average Siblings: Capricorn, Cancer
Average Enemies: Taurus

//Money Workings//
Being the blink-of-an-eye switchers, There isn't an actual average on how their money is spent. One second, they wanna spend every last penny, the next, they think the cheapest of things are too expensive to get. Sometimes you just don't know.
1: Hey look! Its a Female Gemini!
2: OH NO! thats my gf, and I spent ALL MY MONEY!
1: oh no...
Gf: Hey wanna go shoppi-
2:I SPENF IT ALL!!!!

Gf: uhhh... We were gonna go in the clearance....
by JustYourAverageArtist<3 July 27, 2021
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Female

Synonym for "Girlfriend," or a significant-other bearing a hitch receiver and a pair of XX chromosomes.
Both me and my female and my Bro's female are going to go out tonight, you should also bring your female along.
by El Tom August 8, 2017
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female dentist

No definition. They don't exist
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
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Rickie (female)

BUSY

This chick will leave your head spinning. She’s funny and dancing and there isn’t music playing. Her dogs most likely are defiling giraffes if you leave them alone. The energy is unmatched. The ambition is unmatched. The dopest chick you never knew. You’re welcome. Unicorns, glitter & crystals. Very busy. Did I mention Vodka? All the vodka. She’ll talk the talk. And she’ll never stop talking. If you were a smart man you’d have a good look at er.
Would ya
Could ya

Prove ya

Awkward!
I’m finna go all Rickie (female) on em
by Rickie (female) September 17, 2022
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1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

How fuckable a woman is as a package, weighing her ugly traits against sexy ones.

Example: UFC fighter Bethe Correia. Her face looks like Javier Bardem in the movie No Country For Old Men, but her body and ass are a solid 10. She averages out to a 7.
- "Hey man, how would you rate Sandra at the office on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale bra?"

- "She's ugly as shit but her ass is magnificent so she's like a 6 or 7 bra."
by HorsemeatSoufflé September 10, 2016
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Females

BEAUTIFUL CUTE KAWAIII DESU NEEEE ORGANISMS THAT MAKE YOU SO HAPPY THAT YOUD WANT TO HOLD THEM FOREVER AND DIE WITH THEM CAUSE THERE SOOO CUTEEE AND SWEET AND SOOOO SO SOOO VERY AMASING AHHHHH😫😫😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖I LOVE EVERY FEMALE IN THE WORLD LOVE MEEEE MYYY BEAUTIFULLL QWEEEEENNNNSSS AHHHHHHHHHH😭😭😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖
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