diaper drive

driving while wearing diapers to reduce poop stops.

Bitch did a diaper drive from LA to Sacremento so she wouldnt miss the concert

by Morgan the great December 14, 2008

Shotgun Drives the Radio

Said to be the fulfillment of the Mayan gods ancient prophecy, it seems that fate forged this Alt Rock trio from lightning straight from the heavens. Their music has been described as eargasmic, tantalizing, and on-par with jesus.

person 1: DUDE, have you heard shotgun drives the radio's new song?
2: which one, red tape and butterflies?
1: yeah, it's amazing!

by jbary716 January 31, 2010

Dirty drive by

The act of slowly driving past a prostitute on the side of the road and ejaculating on her, then before you make your get away you throw a handful of coins at her and scream: "I make it rain bitch"

That ho better clean up after that dirty drive by.

by The Dirty Law April 30, 2013

cattle drive

The act of being naked and excited in a window, with many people outside to watch. Bonus points if assless chaps, real cowboys, or a branding iron are involved

We woke up and opened the blinds, but my girl pulled a cattle drive watching the sun come up.

by Camel drive June 11, 2017

Vigilante Driver

A driver who thinks he's doing the world a favor taking the law into his own hands and teaching jackass drivers a lesson - by being a jackass driver himself.

Tom: Some asshole was tailgating me so I brake checked him to teach him a lesson, but he ended up crashing into a school bus full of kids in the other lane.

Billy: Why did you have to be a vigilante driver? You're as big of a jackass as the asshole tailgating you.

by Weedblack April 4, 2018

Texas Drive Thru

When an illegal immigrant fucks a United States citizen, intentionally getting them impregnated or giving them an STD, just to get purposely deported afterwards.

“Jess’s boyfriend pulled a Texas Drive Thru on her, what a dumbass!”

“Ok Juan, I trust you, but don’t pull a Texas Drive Thru on me...”

by FTPNUT March 29, 2019

Colombian Pile Driver

When you dip your dick in cocaine and drive it up your partners arse. (Imagine your dick is a chicken goujon, the coke is the breading, and your mouth is a gaping bum)

Shewadawada was a freak, she requested the Colombian pile driver!

by SchlidFatPrickLid November 7, 2019