bong out with your dong out

To take a bong rip in the nude, also colloquially known as taking a McConaughey.
"What are you doing right now, dude?"
"I'm about to take a couple McConaugheys."
"Right on. Bong out with your dong out."
by OsirusR November 11, 2009
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shama lama ding dong

a faggy old song by Otis day and the Nights
shama lama lama shut the fuck up goddamn it
by instigationmachine May 13, 2004
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A Ding Dong Ticket

A derogatory term used to describe anyone with ethnic origins from the continent of Asia.

More simply, anyone with squinty eyes.

Even more simply, anyone that sounds like pots and pans hitting the wall while a train whistle is going off in the background when they talk.
Me: What does Xia Yang look like?

You: A Ding Dong, A Ding Dong Ticket
by Jim The Rug Muncher September 18, 2008
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long rod von hugen dong

The name given to given to affluent Germans born of royalty
that specialize in kama sutra and have elephantitis of the johnson.
long rod von hugen dong has been knighted for manliness from chuck Norris for being a superior he bitch.
by g-chef June 13, 2008
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Ding-dong dick me down

Ding dong dick me down can also be abbreviated to DDDMD. This can be used when you are ready to get that dick and nothing is going to stop you. Ding dong bitch gimme that dick.
Ding-dong dick me down daddy
by dingdongdickmedown August 14, 2020
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william has a big ding-dong

Its so big that it can be classified as a third leg
a person named william that has a large penis that is classified five feet longest known as a large ding-dong or william has a big ding-dong
by Juniorp2020 February 20, 2018
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Ching Chong on my ding dong

The exclusive phrase for Chinese people who can speak english to ask people on Omegle "do you wanna suck my Asian dick"
Chinese guy: Hello you want to Ching Chong on my ding dong
Random person on Omegle: what the fuck did you just say
by Inner Asian intel April 03, 2022
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