dick tax

A set payment required of men to gain entry into an bar, nightclub, discoteque, event, or similar establishment. Also known as a cover charge.

The denial of access, service or privilege, freely given to women yet only available to men for a fee.

An example of a Dick Tax: Ladies free 'til midnight. Guys $20.00 at the door.

by Biscayne Bystander December 10, 2008

dick kick

The dick kick is the ever traumatic experience of a woman intentionally or unintentionally kicking the erect phallus of a man. This usually occurs while changing positions mid-intercourse. The woman will always claim it was unintentional, but the man will never know for sure.

Joseph: It was great sex until we decided to switch to reverse cowgirl and she dick kicked me.

Eric: Ah, the dick kick. One of the many perils of sexual intercourse.

by Dangle Fellow December 6, 2009

dick count

The total number of dicks that a girl has taken in her vagina in her lifetime.

Madonna's dick count must be over 100.

by Burgdizzle July 3, 2008

Coon dick

Penis bone of a racoon (yes they have bones in their dicks) placed in the outlet of a moonshine still to help the distillate to flow smoothly into the collection vessel.

Stick a coon dick in that spout. It's dribbling like an old man's piss

by BigDood79 October 29, 2017

dick flex

To flex the male genitalia whilst erect.

Hangin with your girl and you perform a dick flex. It's playful and she'll love it.

by Floppy Disk Blosko October 19, 2009

Big dick

Its a penis a big one

DAMM THAT NIGGA GOTTA BIG DICK

by Urban trapper June 30, 2016

porch dick

An arrogant asshole sitting on a porch who makes a blunt comment.

That guy is acting like a complete porch dick!

by Sai Kopath March 8, 2015