Depressed Couch Farts

Farts that shoot straight into the couch cushion that remain trapped there until they force their way to the surface and out of the cushion. This usually occurs when your fat ass sits on the cushion or gets up, causing air flow to push the depressed couch farts out.

Did you fart?

No, those are old depressed couch farts. It escaped when I got up.

by StealthMeistro November 23, 2021

Post Party Depression

The feeling of embarrassment and regret the day after a party.
The feeling of making a fool of yourself when you were drinking the night before even when you didn't do anything embarrassing.

Why are you so sad and distant every day after we all drink?

It's my post party depression.

by Nik-nak May 26, 2020

post-prime depression

The feeling you get after you receive an Amazon Prime shipment and you are no longer expecting any other packages.

Jonny is having some severe post-prime depression after he just got his mini fridge from Amazon Prime.

by timmywheela December 11, 2015

go to depression song

A song that you listen to on repeat for hours when you're upset/depressed

Dude 1: "Dude, this is the tenth time you've listened to this song."
Dude 2: "I know, dude. It's my go to depression song."
Dude 1: "Shit. Was it Rebecca?"

Dude 2: "Yep."

by Portugal. The Man December 10, 2017

post boredom depression

The period of boredom experienced by an individual, during a post sports season.

-What's wrong with Davis?

-He's just suffering from post boredom depression. He's never the same after football season is over.

by Jeffy_912 March 4, 2015

Post Eurovision Depression

The depression you get around the middle of may, when you realize this year's Eurovision is over and wont happen again with the same artists. This may get especially worse near September when the next years Eurovision season officially starts

"Hey are you excited for next year's Eurovision? "

"No... I still have post Eurovision depression... "

by Olahatesyou October 13, 2023

Post Ingestion Depression

A depressed feeling after you have indulged in a delightful treat.

Post Ingestion Depression i.e. "I know I shouldn't have eaten that"

"Mmmm this tastes so good...a few minutes later...I'm fat why did i eat that."

by SummerGirlOO13 July 25, 2013