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Rub-A-Deuce

When a male defecate on his own hand and proceeds to use that hand to aggressively pleasure himself through masterbation.
Nick proceeded to Rub-A-Deuce after a long night of gaming with his buddies.
by DirtyDickNBalls May 22, 2016
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What the deuce?

An expression made by the most iconic gay cartoon character.
Stewie Griffin. Stewie Griffin uses the expression "what the deuce?"
by MaxGriffin March 22, 2017
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Panamanian Jungle Deuce

When a really black guy takes a pipe clogging shit at home.
My boy took a Panamanian Jungle Deuce at my crib the other day...
by TheTruff_IsReel July 12, 2018
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Dracula’s Deuce

I took a Dracula’s Deuce... should I see the doctor?
by Froppy October 8, 2018
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Shoes off deuce

An extended and very relaxing poo on the company dime
Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.
by JRpoo January 15, 2020
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Ghost the deuce

The act of taking a poo, then leaving without any acknowledgment of its existence including wiping, flushing or saying goodbye.
What's that smell? Did you just Ghost the deuce??
by lexicon55 August 11, 2021
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Throw a Deuce

Don't go talk to him. Just throw a deuce at him.
by MerpO12 January 27, 2022
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