A nickname parents give their child after watching Karate Kid too many times in a row. Often times, these type of parents will also call the child Grasshopper.
Parent #1: Hey that movie was great wasn't it? I like the first one the best though.
Parent #2: Yeah, but Hillary Swank is hot!
Parent #1: Hey we should call our child that.
Parent #2: Yeah that would be totally Awesome. Daniel-san!
Defenseless Child: Yes Parent #2?
Parent #2: Wash the dishes Grasshopper!
Parent #2: Yeah, but Hillary Swank is hot!
Parent #1: Hey we should call our child that.
Parent #2: Yeah that would be totally Awesome. Daniel-san!
Defenseless Child: Yes Parent #2?
Parent #2: Wash the dishes Grasshopper!
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Get the Daniel Radcliffe mug.The act of inserting ones finger into ones anus, in order to derive sexual pleasure, and then being caught.
Person 1: "I totally just walked in on Dan giving himself a Dirty Daniel!"
Person 2: "Did he have his legs above his head like last time?"
Person 3: "Yup."
Person 2: "Did he have his legs above his head like last time?"
Person 3: "Yup."
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Get the Tom Daniels mug.At 18 year old boy with long hair, who usually has his hood up to cover his baldness at the back of his head. He is attracted to girls with the name starting with I. Most Daniel Fords like to live in Caravans which people mistake for him being a gypsy. He is a nice lad, with a sweet heart and sweaty toe nails. He likes being in bands playing the trumpet with his mouth.
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Most Daniel Ford's like to go swimming with their amazingly attractive college friends; Daniel Ford can sometimes get jealous of how good looking his friends are.
This is right, issssss ittttt? Am I rite?
Cya
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Daniel Ford says is it?
Daniel Ford says Am I rite?
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