Dave Bartlett

An old ass pedophile who enjoys midget porn and touching small boys

Being a Dave Bartlett will get you 20.

by Slowam March 30, 2022

Daving

The act of fingering your own asshole while your legs are raised and behind your head.

Oi, stop daving and get over here.

I walked into a room and saw him Daving.

by Cried out for Ted Longford October 14, 2020

Dave Mustang

What you get if Dave Mustaine's mum snagged a Ford Mustang

I'm gonna call him Dave Mustang

by UltimateDoge May 14, 2023

Dave

Weak

Haha it's Dave! I always knew you were a bit weak

by Shlock March 30, 2020

Dave

The whitest person ever.

Dave had a curry ones now he listens to bollywood music in the car.

by candycloud May 20, 2017

Fort Dave

To smell like shrek’s swamp mixed with a gallon of sweat.

Wow, I can’t believe how bad he smells! He smells like a Fort Dave.

by Fort Dave June 1, 2018

Dave

Dave is a kpop stan. Also,he loves watching kdrama, cdrama, name it lol. But he's a silent guy. You have to think twice first before you mess with him or else he'll get rid of you by just looking at you with an evilish eye.🙀

Me: Hi Dave , you're watching kpop again
Him: *ignores u*

by sweet_tur_crow2004 August 14, 2021