cum shorts

A "special" pair of shorts that often reside under the bed used to mop up after jerking off. There are also cum socks, cum tees and blow rags.

We were helping him move house, when we lifted up the bed we found his skanky cum shorts.

by Funko March 18, 2009

cum trumpet

the penis, cock, hog, wang, etc

i paid this chick 37 cents to play my cum trumpet.

by tony January 28, 2004

Cum Brothers

The act of two or more close, straight, male friends, further strengthening a bond of friendship by either simultaneously having sex with the same woman or having sex with the same woman one after the other.

Clint: Hey guys, we should become cum brothers!

Zack: Yeah! Sounds great, bro! It'll bring us even closer together!

Troy: Yeah! I'll call my sex-crazy, ex-girlfriend, Jessica, she'll be down!

Zack and Clint: Cool!!!

(After completion of intercourse)

Troy: DUDES!!! That was awesome!

Zack: I know right! I love you guys, as brothers.

Clint and Troy: We love you too, buddy!

by Yort Wrongstead June 8, 2010

Cum Pump

(noun): A male human with little or nothing to offer society aside from the opportunity for copulation with a similar member of the opposite sex.

"Why is she with him...can't she see he's a cum pump?"

"All that guy is is a cum pump."

(After casual sex with anonymous partner)
"God, I'm such a cum pump."

by Peter Mings January 11, 2009

smurf cum

Smurf cum, is the cum of smurfs. It's a rainbow full of colors from crimson to violet. It tastes like skittles and leaves a wonderful smell behind.

Boy 1: "I heard Laura blew a smurf."
Boy 2: "So thats why her hair looks like a rainbow threw up on her head."
Girl 1: "She told me smurf cum tastes like skittles."

by smurfness.love August 6, 2014

Cum Rag

A Rag used constantly to clean up Cum after beating off a Penis

Tim used his Cum Rag to clean up his jizz after accidently dripping some on the table.

by LL Jonsey January 17, 2009

cum vampire

Cum Vampire or Cum-vampire

1) a woman who sucks cum out of a cock like a vampire drinking blood.

2) a woman who sucks cock with great enthusiasm

3) a woman who sucks cock with the express purpose of receiving a mouth cum of cum.

1) "She's a real cum vampire when she sucks"

2) "My wife was a cum vampire last night!"

3) "I'm a cum vampire- I can't seem to get enough!"

by marriedct May 19, 2008