The Ass Crap Machine is the result of a horrific labratory experiment gone wrong that created the terrifying device, the precise origin and function of which is unknown. However, although the purpose of the machine has yet to be discovered, it is known that once the Ass Crap Machine is activated, it can never be shut off.
by Cornelious Von Stinktenburg May 13, 2005
Get the Ass Crap Machine mug.1) That you want to destroy something thatsucks.
2) Inevitably the best sentence that exists in this world. You can use it to express hate.
3)A sentence so master that only masters use it.
4)Song of "Jackyl", this song is well know because of it's chainsaw solo.
2) Inevitably the best sentence that exists in this world. You can use it to express hate.
3)A sentence so master that only masters use it.
4)Song of "Jackyl", this song is well know because of it's chainsaw solo.
1. *Those kids singing... i'm going to cut that crap.
2. *My Girlfriend broke with me, i'm going to cut the crap.
*The movie sucks, someone has to cut it (because its crap).
3. I got a chainsaw, i'm going to cut the crap.
4. Cut it all
so i can feel it
cut it up
so i can hear it
CUT THE CRAP YEAAAAH
2. *My Girlfriend broke with me, i'm going to cut the crap.
*The movie sucks, someone has to cut it (because its crap).
3. I got a chainsaw, i'm going to cut the crap.
4. Cut it all
so i can feel it
cut it up
so i can hear it
CUT THE CRAP YEAAAAH
by Darkros December 31, 2008
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Expression essentially the same as shit yeah or hell yeah, but is usually used in a situation where there are too many authority figures that will seriously pwn you if you swear. Like cops or your uncool parents.
by AntiC_666 April 26, 2005
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Get the crap mug.mike: "Jesus christ! what is that smell?"
luis: "o thats my leftover crap in the toilet"
mike:"hey whats for lunch"
luis:"the crap they always serve"
luis: "o thats my leftover crap in the toilet"
mike:"hey whats for lunch"
luis:"the crap they always serve"
by pipotino March 12, 2009
Get the crap mug.1. Feces, human or animal waste
2. Bullshit, lies, being full of shit
3. a contraction of the words Country + Rap = Crap
4. Kid Rock- see all of the above
2. Bullshit, lies, being full of shit
3. a contraction of the words Country + Rap = Crap
4. Kid Rock- see all of the above
I went to see Kid Rock in concert, he's crap.
This statement is true for all of the above definitions.
He looks smells and sounds like crap (a six foot pile of feces)
He singing or rapping is nothing but crap (bullshit and lies, he is so full of shit).
They type of music he perfoms is crap. (a fucked up blend of county music and rap)
The reason he is successful is he bullshits the crowd
and says things like "good bless america" "I love all you soliders" "Nascar Whooo" and tries to steal the fans of legit performers like Willie Nelson, Lynyrd Skynyrd,Bob Seger and KISS. also tries to steal the fans of popular non-talents like Bon Jovi,Eminem and Bret Michaels. and steals riffs from people who are now dead-the late great Warren Zevon.
This statement is true for all of the above definitions.
He looks smells and sounds like crap (a six foot pile of feces)
He singing or rapping is nothing but crap (bullshit and lies, he is so full of shit).
They type of music he perfoms is crap. (a fucked up blend of county music and rap)
The reason he is successful is he bullshits the crowd
and says things like "good bless america" "I love all you soliders" "Nascar Whooo" and tries to steal the fans of legit performers like Willie Nelson, Lynyrd Skynyrd,Bob Seger and KISS. also tries to steal the fans of popular non-talents like Bon Jovi,Eminem and Bret Michaels. and steals riffs from people who are now dead-the late great Warren Zevon.
by Magic Mocha September 18, 2010
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