6 "games" that came from hell itself
1. ghosts n goblins
2. total recall
3. friday the 13th (can't play as jason)
4. nightmare on elm street (can't play as freddy)
5. TMNT ( the dam level, oh god the dam level)
6. action 52
1. ghosts n goblins
2. total recall
3. friday the 13th (can't play as jason)
4. nightmare on elm street (can't play as freddy)
5. TMNT ( the dam level, oh god the dam level)
6. action 52
(commercial comes on tv and shows the average family playing 6 games while faking interest)
Joe: WOW! 6 games for the price of one! i'm getting them!
(later...) Joe: just let me win once damn you!
(NES gets thrown through wall)
mother: THAT COST ME $52.50! YOU're Grounded!
52.50 for the NES crap pack?
mother: what? (plays and then dies from boredom 3 days later)
Joe: WOW! 6 games for the price of one! i'm getting them!
(later...) Joe: just let me win once damn you!
(NES gets thrown through wall)
mother: THAT COST ME $52.50! YOU're Grounded!
52.50 for the NES crap pack?
mother: what? (plays and then dies from boredom 3 days later)
by I h8 nes October 26, 2013

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by dr right wing August 16, 2014

When you have to use a toilet right after somebody else, while the seat is still warm. This is especially annoying in a public restroom full of strangers or co-workers.
Similar to Hot Bunking}.
Similar to Hot Bunking}.
by ol' bilnick September 30, 2016

1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.
2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.
Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.
Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
by Alligator King June 29, 2021

The feeling (and exclamation) when you realize you've made a mistake or done something incredibly stupid, and get a drunk-dizzy feeling from the realization, much like taking a couple shots of Jack Daniels.
by wonderkind April 30, 2010

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