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Groves Christian College

A school that you should not attend and this is why:
The staff when confronted an incident of sexual assault handle it so well. So well in fact that they give you a bunch of reasons as to why they can't do anything about it, try to blame it on the victim as to why it happened and then give the person that did it only 2-3 days of suspension. What's great about the school though is that all students are treated equally...equally like shit it is because they're only students so their opinions don't matter as much. Now when it comes to dating at the school...oh wait dating is illegal. leave room for Jesus and if you don't they will talk to you and convince the couple to break up with each other. If that doesn't work out then they'll just make the couple live a living hell, constantly getting in trouble for absolutely nothing and threats of getting expelled. The school is also worried about teen pregnancies which could easily be solve if i don't know...if they taught sex education? maybe if they did there would be less pregnant girls having an abortion or people having sex in the bathrooms. Now if you are looking for friends then these are your options: Perverts, Druggies, Sluts, Populars, Your Local christian fanatic and the try hards. Examples of the high school experience at this school will be listed below.
- someone shitting in a bottle, filling it up with water and splashing it all over the lockers
-People getting expelled for smoking and drinking
-Lots of bullying
-Constantly getting told that you need to get saved by Jesus
-Guys talking about female international students as if they are objects

"Have you heard of Groves Christian College? wouldn't recommend that place, they treat the students like animals"
by Mysterygirl419 May 21, 2020
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keep it christian

Using an euphemism so that you don't violate the 3rd commandment and 7734026.

Examples: heck, frick
James: heck off!
Jamie: why did you say that
James: I need to keep it christian.
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not in my christian catholic school

A phrase used when an unholy act has been conducted in your vicinity and you would like it to be stopped

Can also be substituted with:
not in my Christian catholic household

Is usually used in the context of a joking manner unless it comes from the nun at your private school, and then be prepared for a firm ruler to the hands
ex1)
Stupid friend: *makes a sexual reference*
Me: not in my christian catholic school !!!!!!!!

ex2)
Stupid friend: *makes a sexual reference in my home*
Me: not in my christian catholic household !!!!!!!!

ex3)
Stupid me: *wears a skirt 4.5cm instead 5cm of the ground*
Psycho nun: NOT IN MY CHRISTIAN CATHOLIC SCHOOL !!!!!!!!! *pulls out ruler*
by YEET OR BE YEETEN November 26, 2018
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No Swearing on my Christian Server!

What a moderator says to anyone in Minecraft or Roblox when someone swears in their server.
Person 1: I'm gonna say the N-Word!
Person 2: THAT'S RACIST YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD!
Person 3: Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do! NO SWEARING ON MY CHRISTIAN SERVER!!!
by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019
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I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!
I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.
by QuacksO July 27, 2019
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Though the ultimate causes of WCCDS are unknown, it is believed to result from situations where an individual’s beliefs about the way the world is and ought to be differ significantly from available evidence about the way the world actually is. It is frequently accompanied by inexplicable feelings of persecution and a pronounced tendency toward tribalism. WCCDS is named for its prevalence among conservative members of the majority White-Christian demographic in the United States.

Symptoms of White Conservative Christian Derangement Syndrome include mistrust of foreigners and people of different ethnic backgrounds; mistrust of the United Nations; fourth grade understanding of both world and United State history; little or no understanding of science, yet stubborn need to form opinions about it; inconsistent attitudes concerning the policies of liberal and conservative politicians (e.g. may favor a policy under conservative leadership, yet reject similar policy initiatives under liberal leadership); belief that the Bible is literally true and accurate, and therefore supersedes other types of information; belief that Ayn Rand's science fiction books are serious academic treatments of sociological and economic problems.
"What's the diagnosis Doc?"

"Well, you report feelings of persecution which you link to a 'socialist dictator president'. Is that correct?"

"Yes."

"You believe companies attempting to appeal to broader consumer demographics by saying 'Happy Holidays' rather than 'Merry Christmas' constitutes an attack on your religious values and liberties?"

"Yessir!"

"The idea of marriage equality represents - in your words - an 'assault on traditional marriage and the constitution'?"

"That's right."

"You believe in a 'politically motivated scientific establishment', that anthropogenic climate change and Darwinian evolution are hoaxes, and that your religious beliefs about the way the world was created should be taught in public science classrooms?"

"Absolutely."

Doctor removes glasses, looks gravely at patient. "I fear you have contracted White Conservative Christian Derangement Syndrome. At this point, we simply do not have a cure."

Patient breaks into sloppy, stuttered sobbing. "What can I do Doc?"

"At this point, the best I can do is recommend you refrain from watching Fox News, listening to conservative talk radio, and visiting websites like Drudge and WND. Perhaps try visiting your local library, checking out books on science and history. All we can do after that is wait and hope."
by Burton Wilhelm McCloud April 23, 2014
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