Chocolate Police

Chocolate Police (noun) Governing force to regulate and prevent the consumption of chocolate. Resides within the super-ego of the human subconscious. Singles out women and attacks them viciously, using guilt as a weapon. More likely to punish after the crime than to deter beforehand.

At the supermarket in the confectionery aisle:
Unknown shopper: - Shuffle -
Nancy (turning, sharply; dropping jumbo bar of Cadbury’s): “Ohh!!!”
Unknown shopper: “Errr… are you alright?”
Nancy: “Sorry. I thought you were the Chocolate Police.”

Later, in the car:
Mikey: “You’ll be sorry later on.”
Nancy: “Shut up.” - Chomp - “Just let me enjoy it.” - Slurp -
Mikey: “The Chocolate Police will get you.”
Nancy: “I know.” - Munch - “I’ll deal with them later. Mmmm!”

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress August 9, 2008

Chocolate Minge-Shake

when an individual pours chocolate milkshake in to a pussy and then the girl fannyfarts it out in his face.

wana do a chocolate minge-shake ;)
sureeeee :D

by Leah Davies gayyyy January 22, 2009

chocolate santa

An old robust black man with a white beard and white hair

"He looks like santa"
"But he is black?"
"Yah he is a chocolate santa"

by kimmmmmmmmmay June 2, 2009

Chocolate Wristwatch

A ring of crap that gets stuck around your wrist after fisting someone's butthole.

I forgot to wash my whole arm after last night so now I'm sporting a chocolate wristwatch

by jfsnowman115 November 21, 2010

chocolate mint icecream

A disgusting green cold type of ice cream that tastes exactly like toothpaste with chocolate mixed in with it.

son-"Mom can we get some chocolate mint icecream?"
mother- "No timmy, fuck off with that gross ass bullshit!"

by ThePussyMuncher2000 October 11, 2017

unstirred chocolate milk

One who is all white but still has the black deep down in them.

That M&M character....he's just like unstirred chocolate milk.

by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002

frosty chocolate

A sexual move: when you take a dump on a girls chest and then splooge on the shit pile.

My girlfriend is always asking me to give her a frosty chocolate. She is a skank.

by Austin Ballsdeep January 14, 2007