chode cheese

the slimy, greenish-yellow residue that accumulates between your ball-sack and your leg that smells like fat bastards asshole

i washed the chode cheese off my leg this morning when i showered

by anonymous February 8, 2004

cream cheese

Another expression for smegma; the festering remnants of cum which collect under the foreskin, becoming thicker and smellier with a pungent taste, and taking on a yellowier tone.
The next time you scrape out a tub of 2 week old 'Philadelphia' which has been left uncovered, you'll understand the comparison.

What's that awful smell? she wailed.
It must be the cream cheese and crud on my bell end, he summised 'I haven't washed it for over a week'

by ant August 8, 2004

I'm cheesed

Mad, Pissed, Angry, Happy, Laughing and Shocked

*loses in 2k*
"Bruh, I'm cheesed"

*Gets a new car*

"Bruh, I'm cheesed"

by Therealsavy February 15, 2017

Making cheese

Making Cheese - the act of ‘churning’ the penis, similar to churning butter, while masturbating.

Darla: “Hey, what’s Steven doing in his office with the door closed?”

Ashley: “Oh, he’s making cheese like he does every day after lunch.”

by YEWROC September 26, 2018

flumunda cheese

The "curd" found on the scrotum or penis after a period of non-bathing.

Q: Where does flumunda cheese come from?
A: Flumunda my nuts!

by lewsskrew August 2, 2007

cheese puff

A sensational snack eaten for pure snacking or can be thrown at other people to show affection. And the person cheese puffed must show a good sign to the cheese puffer so he/she can get the OK to date or possibly kiss.

Man, this cheese puff is good.

OR
Joe:Arlan just cheese puffed her.And she laughed
Bob:OMG!! Seriously?! Ricky's gonna be pissed.

by silver mercedes nailpolish34 February 15, 2010

cheese special

A local delicacy from the town of Workington. A piece of bread is very lightly toasted and then buttered. Slices of cheese are cut (preferably Red Leicester) nice and thickly and then placed upon the bread. The work-in-progress is then put in the microwave for around 30 seconds so the cheese is melted. A healthy dose of tomato sauce is then applied, and the entire concoction is folded in half for eating pleasure.

God, I'm so stoned I would love a cheese special right about now!

by Rosie Gyles August 18, 2008