Chad

has the average life expectancy of 55.17

Chad is 55.17

by Chapman the chad October 26, 2020

True Chad

Egotistical Self centered usually has crotch rot from humping the workout Benches for prolonged periods of Time. Literally the Opposite of a Positive Physical Health Instructor. Will glorify their gains only for the sake of diminishing yours. Usually they become roid malnurished deflated motivational speakers who recount lost Muscle Mass and the Hoes they use to Fuck. A Chad is only a friend when they try to one up you. True Chads Are Great Bouncers/Security Guards they Will Door check you and say your Lowkey High Fashion isn’t Club Attire. They’ll also say your name isn’t on the list when your name is on the list to belittle you in front of your Date.

That’s what a “True Chad” is Not those Psuedo Chads you see on the Net

by Senku December 29, 2020

Chad

Someone (usually a man) who gets a fuckton of pussy. He can attract (or fuck) any girl he wants. Every girl has a crush on Chad.

Example of a Chad: Enjoys rock and jazz. Plays guitar. Long hair. Pretty boy.

There are many types of Chads.

My friend can get all the pussy he wants—he’s such a Chad.

by oreanger January 23, 2020

Chad

The most amazing person you’ll ever meet. He’ll move mountains, literally, for anyone.

Stand up guy, who is loved by everyone.

He’s normally the best looking guy in the room, but always modest. He makes sure everyone feels welcome and loved too.

If there’s a boring party, he’ll do the worm and get the party going. Sometimes kicks girls in the face while making the worm decent.

All around, great guy.

This party needs a Chad.

by Hayley Sherlock December 23, 2019

Chad

The alpha male who is fit for the job and is found to be attractive to most females. Chads are usually masculine and has ambition. They are despised by people who are known as Incels

This guy is definitely a Chad

by dankm3m3rzz March 29, 2020

Chad

Chads are the most talented ever to come into existence. Smart, funny and very good listeners

Chad is the best boyfriend a guy (or girl) can have.

by genderfluid yid February 13, 2020

Chad

Someone who loves body building and shitty SoundCloud rap. Someone who loves latina honeys and wears Loafers

Yo that guy is such a chad bro!

by Blonded.com/merchandise October 29, 2019