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The Carson Effect

The act of being physically close to a person named "Carson". After effects include decrease in IQ, hyperactivity, and sudden addiction to Fortnite(?).
Jimmy hasn't been outside a lot, ever since he got the Carson Effect he hasn't left his room and his been constantly screaming.
by Lectoex July 9, 2023
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Tesla cars

A car that every "car guy" aka stupid 5 year olds will brag about how tesla sucks and them mk4 supra is better and stuff
Very gud def not 5 year old car guy: tEsLa CaRs SuCk 1!1
Person with logic: shut the fuck up little timmy.
by Msdicksucker July 24, 2023
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ban cars

An very edgy slogan that environmentalists without any realistic solutions to offer (like hmm, more affordable electric cars?), and angry bicyclists who refuse to upgrade to a more modern (and adult) form of transportation, actually propose in earnest as a thing that society should or could do, as if it would not immediately make modern existence completely impossible, which they might realize if they even took 5 seconds to consider the ramifications of their asinine proposal.
"Cars pollute and drivers are big meanies to me on my bicycle, ban cars! It's not like this would make grocery shopping extremely difficult for most people, prevent anyone from ever traveling more than 50 miles away from their home, and also, I would have no goods or food at all, since literally everything I own was delivered by a truck! This is totally a reasonable solution, and not an adolescent overreaction at all! I'm so superior to you all for not owning a car, oh shit, I need a ride somewhere, better call up my friend who has a car/take an Uber!"
by q359 July 25, 2023
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Ken Carson

Ken Carson (born Kenyatta Lee Frazier Jr on July 6, 2000) is an American rapper and songwriter. Emerging as a prominent figure in the trap and hip-hop scene, Carson is known for his energetic delivery, catchy hooks, and genre-blending style that incorporates elements of trap and punk. He gained attention with his debut mixtape "Teen X" and has since released several successful projects, including "Project X" and "MLK Drip." Carson is recognized for his contributions to the modern trap sound and his collaborations with other artists in the genre.
"Ken Carson’s mixtape 'Project X' showcased his unique style and helped solidify his reputation in the modern trap music scene."
by YkMatt August 21, 2024
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Soggy Carson

Fellow kinfolk gather around a kneeled Carson and unload the legacy of their future generations.
Pullover! Let’s get a quick round of soggy Carson in before we get there.
by Jum9/7/ October 6, 2023
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Ken carson

Ken Carson often referred to teen x, goomba, and daddy. He is the greatest rapper to touch the planet.
Person 1: Have u heard a great chaos by Ken Carson
Person 2: no I haven’t

Person 2: Kys
by Kenneth_carson.X November 29, 2023
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