ChairSlapGagFire

The ChairSlapGagFire is the act of walking into your pals classroom while the teacher of the class is giving a lesson, you then run over to the friend and push him out of the chair, now you pick up the chair and force the leg of the chair down the friends throat. After this is should be wounded and left weak, you now grab a lighter and throw it at the friend, now that the friend has been burned grab the nearest fire extinguisher and smack your friend as hard as you can with the fire extinguisher.

Mom: how did you get that burn mark
Me: oh Johnny just ChairSlapGagFire me in school

by BunnyFromSchool April 4, 2019

Chips

Nothing but Net( NBA 2K talk)

Green lightttt

Chipssss

Nothing but chipssss

by CurlyHeadRangel April 27, 2019

Chips

The best fucking thing in the world that makes you fat.

Hey those chips are making you gain a bit of weight.

by moto hoetoe May 18, 2019

chipshopped

When one consumes so much alchol that they are battered, just like a fish at a chip shop.

Friend: what you doing tonight?
Me: Bro, I'm getting chipshopped!

by Rob Wallis June 8, 2019

Chips

It's fried potatoes, cut into thin slices, and then deep fried. You can add flavors into your chips, too. They're delicious, especially if you have bbq ones and cottage cheese!

Charlotte: Boy lemme tell ya, I do love me some chips. *crunching on salt and vinegar chips*
Shirley: Mind if I have a chip?
Charlotte: Sure! I dun' mind *gives Shirley a chip*
Shirley: thankies *cromch*
Charlotte: no problem :)
Alpen: *snatch a chip from Charlotte and eats*
Charlotte: *Notices Alpen munching on one of her chips* Alpen please.
Alpen: But I like chips <':3

by *cough* hello June 20, 2019

Chainsaw Shits

When machine gun farts go too far and one shits his pants in a rhythmic and poetic barrage of farts and turds that tears open one’s butthole.

After that burrito, I had machine gun farts that evolved into a bad case of Chainsaw Shits. But you know what they say, never trust a fart... it’s just an asshole talking shit.

by Neighty1 June 28, 2019

chapstick

a type of lesbian who falls in the center of the femme-butch spectrum, usually slightly more femme than they are butch

see chapstick lesbian

Friend 1: She's not really a femme but she's definitely not butch.
Friend 2: Oh, she's a chapstick!

by anon1358 July 15, 2019